Evan Marcroft

Up-and-coming author of dark speculative fiction. Stories in Pseudopod, BCS, and Asimov’s. Read my stuff, tell your friends, and save me from 9-5 hell.

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‘Crybaby’ Beau is a bio-augmented vigilante hungry for revenge against the man who killed her creator. When her enemy’s daughter comes under her wing, the two embark on a surreal journey through a city of mad scientists to find freedom from their pasts.

#A #AC #AD #FA #IWSGPit

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@elonmusk Luigi Luigi Luigi

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AI even generating food now

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This is the second time a haiku helped me win an eBay bid

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Show me one guy who says he’s good at nunchucks that isn’t covered in bruises under his shirt

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@jz328 DOnT

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Why did this have to be poisonous

What’s the point

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Like why are all these little animals even here if we’re not supposed to pick them up and play with them

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Has anyone else ever cracked their knuckles too hard and accidentally started a new novel

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Coyote philosophy can have quite a bite!
Excellent tale @Evan_Marcroft

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@FifthGenNotPkmn @realrichlarson @raynayler You got to occupy the same Capitol building as Jerry Brown for a hot minute. You’ll always be cooler than me

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I’m not cool enough to be in the middle of all these big names like @realrichlarson and @raynayler but I won’t correct you if you think I am

Great cover art btw go read this awesome thing

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Coming Nov. 21st!
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Stories by:
@realrichlarson @canadianist @coberndorf @raynayler
@_SarahGailey @saadzhossain @cityoftongues @gregeganSF @JCHsyu @Evan_Marcroft @hannahxyang @OJCade @MichaelSwanwick

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When is Christendom going to retake Constantinople from all those fucking cats walking around everywhere jesus christ

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Mad-dogged the clock until it gave me back the hour it stole. You’re welcome, everyone else

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but actually real life spider-man would be annoying af that guy travels by littering

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Is there a name for that video game thing where the goo monster covers everything in goo, but then immediately sprouts like three exploding uvulae for no reason? I love that thing

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People in this Usher show need to stop turning their heads a little. There’s always going to be a ghost there

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Karlach: awr nowr ill be so lonely in hell
Tandy Glitterbottom: i don’t think wyll is doing anything right now

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Gale: hey, how was the dungeo—
Tandy Glitterbottom, lvl 12 Halfling Bard: *hurls blood-stained robe at his face*
Tandy Glitterbottom: put it on

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Halsin: I had no arc

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Astarion’s friends just watching him fucking burn in the sun like