Evan Morris

USC Marshall 2019; Business, Finance, Investing, Politics, Sports; Vice Chair Garfield County, CO GOP

[Garfield Co GOP @GarfieldCoGOP]

This Memorial Day, we honor the heroes who gave their lives for our freedom and thank the veterans and military families who continue to serve our nation.

May we always remember that freedom is never free.

#MemorialDay #FreedomIsNotFree #HonorAndRemember #Veterans

[Comfortably Smug @ComfortablySmug]

We are incredibly fortunate to live in the greatest country on earth, which exists only because we have brave Americans willing to die to defend it. Take time today to remember their sacrifice.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

SEC legend, Bruce Pearl, showing up at the Supreme Court to protect female athletes. Incredible.

Coaches, take note.

[Garfield Co GOP @GarfieldCoGOP]

Help 🛑 stop child sex trafficking and bring violent offenders to justice! 👮🏽‍♂️
We need just a few more signatures in Senate District 5 to help law enforcement agencies better work together to arrest violent offenders. Your signature can help get Initiatives 95, 108, 109, and 110 on the ballot.

✍️ Come sign the petitions!

📍 Glenwood Springs Community Center
100 Wulfsohn Rd
Glenwood Springs, CO 81601

📅 Wednesday & Thursday, December 3–4
⏰ 7–10 AM & 3–6 PM

We’re in the final push to get this important effort across the finish line—and we need your help. Will you come sign?

And bring your friends!

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Don’t worry, it isn’t true. Last night I was at my local Outback Steakhouse, which is closing down, and the waitress, who was Persian, handed me a bunch of strange papers along with our menu. Innocently, I read through them, and, instead of finding some welcome deals on domestic beers or a list of burgers with charming and stereotypical Australian names, I was shocked to discover an execution order signed by Mike Huckabee himself. The target: Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver, Ja'Marr Chase. It’s complicated, but the gist is that Candace Owens is an Israeli agent who has been working with the Pittsburgh Steelers to discredit Chase, with the ultimate aim of casting doubt on the official account of the Kennedy Assassination, and thereby allowing a betting syndicate in Idaho to win a +64000 parlay on Kalshi. As part of her role, Candace is obliged to pretend that she’s being targeted by the French government until January 5 of next year, when Marjorie Taylor Green resigns from Congress. If you listen carefully to Candace’s show, and you write down the 25th word of each of her sentences (the 24th on Tuesdays, and the 26th on November 30), you’ll find confirmation of this. I wish it weren’t true, but, sadly, the world is a dangerous place right now.

[Garfield Co GOP @GarfieldCoGOP]

Grateful to host @jeffhunt this week at our Garfield County GOP luncheon in Rifle.

Jeff tackled everything from socialist rackets in Denver to how worldview—not just policy—drives the Left’s long game.

Highlights:
• Get kids out of public schools
• Reject “Oppressor/Oppressed” ideology
• Speak truth into hostile bubbles

#copolitics #GarfieldCountyGOP #JeffHunt

[Brice Bonner @BriceBonner]

Auburn in at 1, 2 and 3. I love that for us. It’s awesome. Amazing time to root for Auburn. 🙂

[Based in Aspen @PitkinPolitics]

Jeff represents our District and I know him well. When I first saw the news about the vote a few hours ago, my heart sank. I don’t agree with Jeff on everything and definitely would have asked him to vote the other way on this.

That said, we’d be far better off with a lot more guys like Jeff Hurd in Congress. He is the definition of earnestness and works his tail off for us here. He is the last one to leave every event and he is completely and genuinely engaged with everyone he speaks to.

He’s also not a pushover. Constituents ask him tough questions and put him on the spot and he tells them clearly when he disagrees and why.

Feel free to check on the history of this account if you question where we stand. Some of my favorite posters are really going after Jeff here and I get it.

I’d just ask, please don’t get so caught up in the heat of the moment that you lump an earnest, hard working, smart guy who has genuine beliefs with the sell-outs in our party that we all rightfully need to deal with.

[Garfield Co GOP @GarfieldCoGOP]

We wish to add our voices to those of millions of Americans who are bereft and angry over the assassination of Charlie Kirk.  

Charlie was an amazing young man who gave platform to the unassailable views of millions more Americans, young and old. In the wake of this senseless loss, Garfield County Republicans offer prayerful condolences to the Kirk Family and to the countless friends and colleagues who loved him. 

We are confident that the legacy of Charlie’s “Prove Me Wrong” method will carry forward far and wide to be embraced by generations to come; Charlie’s conservatism could not be defeated in debate. 

With that, we also state the obvious: our solemn condemnation of political violence and the rhetoric that gives false license to those to contemplate and commit it.  

This act of cowardice has no power to silence Americans in their return to the courage of conviction, compassion and truth. The movement Charlie started will only advance, and we will see to it that it does. 

RIP, Charlie Kirk.

[Bama Chan @HeardChanda]

@AOC

[Evan Morris @Evan_S_Morris]

@charlescwcooke your thoughts on this idea please good sir https://t.co/QHvf3ia8Vx

[Sondre Bjørn @SondreBjorn]

Fuck it.
Entire "Mama I'm Coming Home" from Ozzy's final set.

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"Fuck."

[Ruthless Podcast @RuthlessPodcast]

🚨Historic🚨

The Ruthless Variety Progrum becomes the first podcast to ask a question from the “new media” seat in the White House press briefing room.

[FranchiseeLife.com - Franchisee Life Rocks! @FranchiseeLife]

Corvus Janitorial Systems Climbs To #78 In Entrepreneur Magazine's #Franchise 500® Ranking @Evan_S_Morris #FranchiseeLife #FranchisePressReleases #success https://t.co/xYal8PwVMj

[Evan Morris @Evan_S_Morris]

@AdamForColorado Adam, just switch parties my guy, we’ll welcome you like a long lost cousin

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

America Unburdens Itself From What Has Been https://t.co/MElsQSK1sE

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Your 2024 AL East Division Champions.

#RepBX

[Evan Morris @Evan_S_Morris]

@RuthlessPodcast can we please get a live King of the Hill at the convention? Whoever plays this clown this week is a lock

[Cheri Jacobus @CheriJacobus]

There are no brown or black people at the MAGA nazi convention.
And the women there have agreed to be obedient and not think for themselves.
The only gay people are the closeted ones, like Matt Schlapp (secret's out, babe).

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food https://t.co/PtrmsjTho7