Evan Bennett

turn the air conditioning on

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

Happy 4th of July! The USA is the best country in the world and I hope nobody ever forgets it.

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

[Paul Booming🇺🇸🇬🇭 @blakebooming]

Rooting against the US as an American is fucking weird man stop tryna be different

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

If you invited me over and your thermostat was set to 78 degrees I would take a swing at you.

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

Kawhi is back in Toronto and National Treasure hitting 10x harder now

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

@RapSheet The first smart thing this kid and his team have released during this whole saga

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

L O L 🤘🏼🤙🏼

[On3 @On3]

NEW: The NFL will not hold a supplemental draft, meaning Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby will not be eligible to enter the league in 2026, ESPN reports.

Sorsby will be eligible to enter the 2027 NFL Draft.

https://t.co/MOZHoTC4Dp

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“Elon Musk killed 4.5 million kids”

“Uh that’s defamatory as hell, bud, see you in court.”

“Hey uh can we just talk I uh just want to talk about this stuff uh let’s not do the court thing please”

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

We are not. Most definitely not.

Go Heels

[SEC Unfiltered @SECUnfiltered]

Today, we are all Sooners.

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

@Stiff_FC When you say you’ll be there, you mean from the couch like your team?

Americans are kind people overwhelmingly but we love few things more than shitting all over you dorks collectively when you mock us endlessly then we beat you in 1 of your favorite sports

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

🇯🇵 They taught a Japan fan how to 'split the G' on a Guinness.

He nails it. And then Japan score.

Perfection.

[🇺🇲 Boo 🇺🇲 @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Evan Bennett @Evan_Texas]

Always a dork from the UK trying to talk shit from some moral high ground about Americans. The pretentious Brits strike again.

You think we need to be humbled? Look within. Lack of humility, among other things, is why y’all end up worse off than the state of Mississippi. #USA

[LolaElise @LoEl81]

I don’t care who does it, but the team that humbles this USA team will absolutely be heroes.

And it will happen.

[mert @mert]

"we couldn't do anything useful for citizens in my 14 years of office allocating 60 trillion USD. but if we can just steal from the rocket science electric car guy, then we can solve all your problems."

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

I can't remember a time when the headline of a story has ever aged more poorly.

[Pope Leo XIII @PopeLeoXIIIStan]

You won 7 games…with Patrick Mahomes as your QB

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Shut up, nerds

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

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