Evan

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Chelsea is such a parasite club

[Graeme Bailey @GraemeBailey]

Chelsea have joined Galatasaray in the hunt for Brighton & Hove Albion midfielder Yasin Ayari, @TEAMtalk understands, with contract negotiations between the player and the Seagulls having stalled.

https://t.co/3d57JteNue

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@FabrizioRomano @BetwayScores I think you need a couple more banners for your gambling sponsor, not nearly enough

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@aisarcore Was it really necessary to promote prediction markets mid way through this tweet? Just because you’re trading against other humans doesn’t make it fair

[Yoshi 💫 @wakeupyoshi]

20 sets of being a Commanders fan

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Kyle Pitts outscores my WR1, WR2, and TE combined to all but guarantee I’m spending 24 hours at a Waffle House. This might be the worse night of my life

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@_chair This is why I love Mr. Robot

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

The fact of the matter is that Manchester City is far too valuable to the PL for them to be relegated

[Ian Martin @IanMartin7]

Man City are in big trouble, no coming back from this. Potential for relegation to the Championship best case, worst case expelled from the PL and forced to apply to enter the EFL at League 2 IF all 72 clubs vote them in. Doomsday scenario is that City go bust and dissolve

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Yes, yes I did trade away Luther Burden before MNF

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@Basileus_X @rawsalerts So this post can be monetized, which is the entire point of accounts like this

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Pascal Gross or riot

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING: The EA SPORTS Player of the Month nominees are in! 🚨

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Can’t wait for Colstan Loveland to drop 20 points on my bench next week

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@cit3h @EmmaBfc90 He’s played in the prem before but you’re not wrong

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@TouchdownTrips Jaguars, 49ers, Vikings
Though I’m starting to wonder if the Jags aren’t as popular there as we think

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Ben Johnson are you sure you don’t want to be a Commander? Please?

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@isaiahrashad No east coast damn

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

Tottenham fans are going to look back on this De Zerbi transfer window as if it were 9/11

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@HendrickD82 @Lendogggg I hope Vuskovic turns out well, but Van Hecke is not shit by any metrics. Easily Brighton’s best player last season

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@RDKLInc 90.9% positive rating on eBay is the equivalent of a 1 star uber rating

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@TheBrightonBase De Zerbi should be careful with these statements, he’s coming pretty close to admitting to tampering

[Evan @Evan_Valid]

@FabrizioRomano Hey look. A Brighton player scored some goals last year. Let’s buy him