Evan.

Texas Tech • Liverpool FC

[Evan. @EvanlyFather]

I broke this record in Sams West freshman year, you’re not special

[New York Post @nypost]

Man eats Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days to break record https://t.co/UjfvbY29uU

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[Lexa @Alexaxfcb]

El mejor meme que he visto hasta ahora del mundial 😭😭😭

[K. Joy @_kelsology]

Living in Frisco vs living in Dallas.

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[leah @wembycandoit]

knicks fans are the worst larpers ever like u live in frisco texas bud

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

Oh look, someone designed a video specifically to make me angry

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

📍https://t.co/Gb9mWR4Ixm

[rwlk @sherlock_hodles]

Trump every time the S&P 500 drops more than a percent

[dj pauly d @smellagillis]

what are your intentions with my coworker

[theyoungaidult @theyoungaidult]

[First Date]

me: so what are your hobbies?

she: hiking

me: hi queen

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy

she asked me to name my great grandparents

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

“I think I caught my man off guard”

Fan in Miami wearing signed Allan Houston jersey gets a shock

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

Men🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 we are an interesting lot

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"you look stressed" thanks it’s the stress

[trash @trashh_dev]

damn that took 3 sprints and no one cares

[Oni @onionnnn46]

perfect video for this

[skeeter @mcfartball]

My wife just promoted me to President of the in trouble club

[River Page @river_is_nice]

We're living in a Renaissance of the coworker-American. It's their time.

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

The Pope is participating in White Sox chants.

What a crazy timeline we live in.