evan

I found the third room.

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@meechie2_ Same.

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@totalfratmove First tweet I’ve seen from
Y’all in years.Elon doing the deeds.

[Don Bigote @CosmicCowboy69]

When Lil B said

[evan @EvannTheDude]

Sick dog + roomba = nightmare

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@Grimezsz I’ll resell it for you. Could use the money. I’ll Even come pick it up whenever and wherever .

[evan @EvannTheDude]

Hillary Duff needs to chill out with her fine ass

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@KaneLindner Don’t buy HEB . Target brand is good though. Still on a mission

[evan @EvannTheDude]

On a mission to find the best frozen fried chicken to air fry. Surprisingly HEB is the worth of the 4 I have tried.

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@BeardenBranden @BarstoolAlabama Depends on what kind of threat we’re talking here

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Through 5 seasons as a starter, Patrick Mahomes now has:
▫️ 2 Super Bowl wins
▫️ 2 Super Bowl MVP awards
▫️ 2 NFL MVP awards
▫️ 3 Super Bowl appearances, 5 AFC Championship games
▫️5 Pro Bowls, 3 All Pros
▫️NFL Offensive Player of the Year
▫️12+ wins in every season

Unreal.

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?

[Robert @TheRoberJackson]

Lebrons dad drunk in a bar rn telling people that’s my boy and no one believes him

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[evan @EvannTheDude]

Unearthed

[evan @EvannTheDude]

2 year anniversary- what a time

[2/22/22BuddyEsco @buddyescobar]

They gave me my Stimmy that’s all I wanted

[evan @EvannTheDude]

Reporting live from the gutter

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

153 major league batters struck out 100+ times this year. Tony Gwynn struck out 434 times in 20 years.

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@NFL Tony Pollard #ProBowlVote

[evan @EvannTheDude]

@AdamSchefter Any word on Joe Mixon, Schefty?