Mike Evans

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

@rachelleighrva Applied!

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

If anyone received a DM from me about some shitty sunglasses, please ignore it. Some prick in WY hacked my account

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

@theMCwale If you don't dance like an idiot to this, you're dead inside. https://t.co/p3JsIixldD

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

I don't know who named fruit leather but they really fucked up

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Apparently @AardwolfBar and @VUbrew aren't celebrating #MikeEaster. Or they are... Either way, they won't sell me beer today.

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

The first rule of Mike Easter is to talk about Mike Easter all day but not tell anyone what you're celebrating #MikeEaster

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Mike Easter = St Patrick's Day + Treat Yo'self Day #MikeEaster

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

It's Mike Easter! You probably don't know what that is but feel free to celebrate too! #MikeEaster

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Why don't ties come in different lengths? Tall guys with fat necks are walking around looking like 1950's vacuum salesmen. #patentpending

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Pretty great deal if you need stock photos - 100 Photo/Vector Downloads from Depositphotos for $39 http://t.co/rSS3XDuBbj via @appsumo

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Confessions of a Google Spammer http://t.co/yZSVyZPmFK

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How to Improve Your SEO With LinkedIn and SlideShare http://t.co/wDcxNQZfzn via @smexaminer @econtiff

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How to Filter Referrer Spam in Google Analytics https://t.co/E8cJ9i2srO via @bhartzer @cargirl59 @econtiff

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@EconTiff Says nothing about anchor text ratio, just a beginner's guide to what it is. Says not to use generic anchor text at all...

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

#Win a LIFETIME license of The Best Spinner. Fingers crossed! #SEO http://t.co/3195seE4NI via @mattwoodwarduk

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@UberFacts Hmmm...that sounds familiar... http://t.co/H9BeuEbIKh

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

Well...shit. Explains a lot. @UberFacts "Babies born in August are more likely to have a tough time in school."

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

@theMCwale It'll never be as good as mine

[Mike Evans @EvansMichael]

@theejessiemarie @EvansMichael @taylorswift13 son of a bitch. Now I'll never get a song written about me...