Evan

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[Evan @EvansSlop]

@whompzo xeeting shit tonight huh

[Grant Cohn @grantcohn]

Hi. I’m Ricky Pearsall. I have a great investment opportunity for you. DM me if you’re interested.

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@whompzo @testicklesz watch in release, not chronological. makes everything feel more emotional

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@gh0stsnaps wow this couldn’t have gone any worse 😭😭

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@ashaireonna He’s a billionaire, you don’t need to feel too bad bro. His life is better than 99% of people

[Girl Father @TIMBO_SL1CE]

East Palestine Ohio hookers have gotta look like left guards. A simple mistake I’m sure.

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@CoachBroker Not something to joke about

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@NFL @MontgomerDavid @NFLPlus Forgot he was on the Texans ngl

[MLB @MLB]

"You're So Pretty" is inscribed on Payton Tolle's glove as a heartfelt tribute to his mother, Jina, who passed away from cancer in 2025. She would playfully yell the line to Payton at baseball games to "embarrass" him in front of friends and teammates. 🥹 #PlayersWeekend

[Coach Yac 🗣 @Coach_Yac]

Brock Purdy, Mac Jones, Kurtis Rourke, and Adrian Martinez went golfing together during the offseason and it was pure comedy

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@colinblute_ @OnlyInBOS Just because it’s bad for someone doesn’t mean it’s bad for everyone. At the end of the day betters have to be more responsible and organizations have to be more transparent.

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@Christi93238741 @All49ersFN He got suspended

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

De'Zhaun Stribling STRONG hands catch

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bengals QB Joe Burrow is sacked on the opening possession of preseason:

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@molliwhopiin

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@celticsfolife Valid

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

Sources: Christian McCaffrey was vaporized by the electrical substation midway through today’s practice.

The #49ers expect him to be OK.

[Evan @EvansSlop]

@whompzo Wait I see it lowkey

[Evan @EvansSlop]

Red Sox dawg 😭😭😭