Evan Campbell 4 Real

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

About to head out to London for one last Main Street jamboree. I feel Time Out is also in our future.

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

I can’t believe how great tonight was. Thank you for all who came out to see me and to meet my lady Elena. I’m so full of this wonderful energy.

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

I’m going to go to London tonight at around 7, come see me if’n you please.

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Yo yo Merry Christmas, Friends! Lena and I will be in Ames tomorrow until the 29th, let’s hang people!

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Hey everyone. It's me, Evan. I'm coming home for Christmas. For 2 weeks. With my lady love, Elena. We'll be arriving on the 18th, doing family things in Mason City until after Christmas, then heading to Ames for... https://t.co/b8TQMvuhTA

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

I am learning so much with a wonderful teacher. Definitely recommend!

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Public service announcement: 30 sheep have somehow been "lost" on the autobahn. Drive carefully.

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Berlin is experiencing a heatwave. The subways are so hot. The girl next to me is fanning herself with one of those folding fans, and the air is hitting me, and It’s the best thing ever. I’ve gotta get one of these fans. Maybe a cool black one or something.

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German idioms to say after burping, via Elena (English translation):
• A burp is a stomach wind that couldn’t make it to the asshole.
And my favorite,
• Everything out that doesn’t pay rent.

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I like the way the lady hormone monster from Big Mouth says “bubble bath”.

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You gotsta check out this mashup my boy Mark Haugen did. It’s the best lil Wayne+Weezer mashup of the century. https://t.co/iwsHBZ0Rs7

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

27 hours after I left my house, I stepped off the plane and into the waiting arms of my Deutsche lady love. Now I’m sitting in her living room in Wuppertal, surrounded by packed boxes, and listening to the rush of... https://t.co/6A4en80S0N

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I was thinking that “I’m dying”, when used to imply something like “Your humor has effected me so dramatically, my life is forfeit” is just the modern version of “you slay me”, and now I’m thinking we should start bringing “you slay me” back.

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To all you GoT fans ready for episode 3, I give yoouuuuu...

GoT memes and stuuuuuff https://t.co/2adymPyd8c

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Working at an animal shelter that takes in stray or homeless animals would be great because you would get to name all of them yourself.

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I’ll be up to ames on Friday for the Ames Main Street Music Walk Playing at the one and only Ames Vinyl Grind. It will be my last visit before leaving for Germany on Sunday so let’s hang baby

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Game. of. Thrones. Game. of. Thrones. ho. ly. crap. I gotta not watch this stuff right before bed. Episode 2 was so good and now I'm just laying here all full and pressurized with unreleased excitement.

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Shout out to Jay Parry who drove me to Ames from Mason City, AND created a video backdrop to be projected while we play tonight at Deanos/the Angry Irishman. Jay Perry you are an amazing human being bright as a star

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Wreckless will be playing at Deanos tonight at 10, be there for some improvised rock music!

[Evan Campbell 4 Real @Evanthemusic]

Hey all, if anyone has any videos from my show last night, please post them and tag me in them!