Evan Clark

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1. Say "Eye" 2. Spell the word "Map" 3. Say "Ness" RT if you get it..

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I blame movies for my high expectations in relationships..

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That annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate..

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"You really love him/her, don't you?" A psychological question, no name was mentioned but still, someone came into your mind.

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Retweet this with your tongue. (95% of people can not do this!)..

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Mom: Can I see your twitter? Me: Whats that? *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico, changes name*..

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I wish there was a room where we could go and find all the stuff we once lost..

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Am i the only one who thinks water has that taste that no one can describe??

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Friend: "Can you do me a favor?" Me: "Sure?" Friend: "Can you go upstairs and-" Me: "No."..

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I could be a morning person...if morning happened around noon..

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My room may be a mess, but I know where EVERYTHING is..

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Airplanes have now banned tweezers. I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane..

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2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like pancakes..

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Hardest job ever. Working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the self control needed..

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I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry..

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Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is..!

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BROKEN CONDOM STYLE!!! Ayyyyyyyyyy that’s your baby! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!!!

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Only Smart People Will Get This: 2 2= Fish, 3 3= Eight, 7 7= Triangle, 4 4 = Arrow, 8 8 = Butterfly. Retweet if you get it!!

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The man who does Spongebob Squarepants voice is married to the woman who does Plankton's computer wife's Karen voice!

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Unicorns are real, they are just fat and we call them rhinos..