Eve Oorloff

Practically pedestrian in every way

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@LeeJJ8 @DailyLoud That’s wild

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@kanon06 @Ziostorm1 I audibly gasped when I descended down the well…so unexpected

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@LeeJJ8 Was really hoping it would be the year this tweet went viral

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That time of year between Christmas and New Years when everyone goes on about that time of year between Christmas and New Years

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@DaveMilbo Ok but hear me out - Blippi episodes are loooong meaning he keeps kids preoccupied for a decent stretch…

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@coopercooperco 70 hours into my first playthrough here and I’m only around level 60…slow going but I’m having a blast so 🤷‍♀️

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@raejohnston …now I can’t stop thinking about it either! That poor lizard was boiled alive and you ate it. I’m sorry…I’m making it worse…

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@Kaykay02020 @itskatelambert My first job in high school was washing hair - I found it so disconcerting when clients had their eyes open, whereas closing didn’t feel weird at all…

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@DannyPellegrino Oh god…the “is” status era

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@Arnos1979 @MakeItAQuote @LeeJJ8 Saving this for Dec 26th

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@DaveMilbo I’ve bought so many LOL OMG Dolls “for Violet” because they’re just so awesome 😫

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@chrissyteigen You’re amazing Chrissy. Thank you 💜

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@DaveMilbo Oh, your child only watches TV while you’re cooking? Yes...mine too 😐

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@DaveMilbo The 6am wake-up is always lingering in the back of mind whenever (...if ever...) I go out. Really helps me enjoy the evening!

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@MatchboxPics @DannyPellegrino ...!!!

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@DaveMilbo Possibly the nerdiest sentence I’ve ever written

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People are so worried about Ariel in #TheLittleMermaid when they should really be concerned about Sebastian. Based on Cats, The Lion King, Sonic...I can’t see how he won’t turn out an abomination

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@AdrianO_JBaus When was that taken? I look 12 😂

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Love people sharing mildly-aged FaceApp selfies because looking old is hilarious as long as you still look hot