🐸 Neal 🐸

Reclusive Billionaire/Booty Wizard

[ADONIS @adonispara]

> gets a job coding for NASA
> builds Mcafee antivirus from his living room
> hits the forbes list
> becomes a suspect when his neighbor's found dead in belize after killing his 4 dogs
> changes his whole look to slip out of belize with his 20 year old girlfriend
> tricks the police by hiring a body double to cross the border with his passport
> meanwhile he goes the opposite direction to guatemala
> fakes a heart attack to dodge capture there
> the hitwoman sent to kill him becomes his wife
> behind snowden's leak that exposed the US surveillance state
> stops paying taxes by blackmailing the gov
> runs for US president (twice)
> bugs Hillary Clinton's campaign staff by mailing them "free" laptops
> moves to a boat in the caribbean with armed guards
> most wanted in 3 different countries
> judge approves his extradition to the US
> found dead in a Spanish prison cell
> spanish judge ruled his death a suicide
> previously said if he's ever found dead it wasn't suicide
> may still be alive

The very definition of "You can just do things"

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

Why isn't Trump sending 5K checks right now?

[Garand Thumb @GarandThumb1]

Botched execution again. Lol why are states so adverse to shooting people on death row. Shit. I’ll do it for free

[VideoArtGame @VideoArtGame]

Blasting pigs while visiting a strip club will never get old. Duke Nukem: Time to Kill was just insane.

[Andre Williams @andrewilliamsus]

Black Fatigue is now Black exhaustion

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Watching Republicans lose Florida for the first time in 27 years because they nominated a ոіggеr

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Good Morning Everyone

[Spike @spikesguides]

The world hasn't been the same without Paul Harrell.

[Brass Kicker @BrassKickerLLC]

Some bullsh*t for real

[Military Arms @MAC_Arms]

I never replace the fire control components on striker fired guns. I buy a quality pistol and leave the guts alone for a reason. External mods like sights, lights, optics, all good for me, but I don't go dropping in random parts in the FCG. I see no reason to.

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

One of the most quotable scenes in cinematic history.😆

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

When the University of Texas was being built, the outskirts of Austin was still being raided by Comanche tribes.

Our ancestors carved out a civilization out of wilderness, they weren’t building a fucking diploma mill for foreign colonists.

[Heritage American @HeritageUSA__]

🚨 Breaking: I have received an image of the black juror holdout in the Lindsay Clancy court case.

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

As confirmed earlier through our official channels, in mid-June of this year, we unexpectedly received notice from PlayStation Studios that they would cancel the PHYSINT project. PHYSINT is an important project both to me personally and to KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS. Determined to keep the project alive, we have spent the last three months searching tirelessly for a new partner. In the course of seeking advice and pursuing negotiations with people across many fields, we found in XBOX a partner with whom we share a common vision for the future, and we have decided to team up with them once again. Please rest assured that development of PHYSINT, our genre-defining action-espionage title, is ongoing and will continue moving forward.

[Chr1sto_Fa5ci @Quasy021ekv]

"Feminism means equality for both men and women"

[Denis Leary @denisleary]

#neverforget911

[James Reeves @jjreeves]

I'd say this is Exhibit 2,364 proving why AK people are freaks, but I guess this beats the PSA AR owner with a thin blue line punisher skull and Gadsden flag license plate on his third hand Raptor

also how do I download this video to my phone

[Mrgunsngear @Mrgunsngear]

Well, it's public now so I can post some good news for y'all 🇺🇸

Larry Vickers has been sentenced. 1 year probation and a $500 fine.

In a properly functioning Republic, Larry would have never been arrested/charged but at least this nightmare is over for him and his family.

Larry is a good man and an American hero. Congrats brother - enjoy this weight being lifted off your back 🦅

#LAV #DeltaForce #Panama

[PatriotGenX @GenXChristian60]

Dave Smith to Alan Dershowitz:
“you’re a cartoon character of the archetype evil, like Satan’s spawn, who mastered legalese, the guy who got OJ and Epstein off and you’re going to sit here and morally judge me? 🎤🎤🎤