Sam Talbott

Something need to be fixed? Our unmarked van is already on its way.

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@The_Boomster @GunnsOut My biggest fuckup of the year is the same as last year and the one before, and that is failing to uninstall Twitter

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I think 2020 is the year I finally start working on developing an immunity to iocaine powder

[NYC EMS Watch @NYCEMSwatch]

The snow squall arrives and the Empire State Building vanishes into the clouds.

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

Liberals want to censor Santa Claus! RT to put Santa on your timeline, and show you won't bow to politically correct demands. #Christmas

[The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm]

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@GhoulTech If the rich want to live forever then they should at least stimulate the economy by commissioning cyborg bodies that we can destroy in epic battles

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@KharmicSarcasm @GarretJefferies ((Wait no that was not a request for more information cancel request CANCEL REQUEST))

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@KharmicSarcasm @GarretJefferies ((WTAF))

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Shout out to the city kids for whom Halloween means two buildings top to bottom

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@MightyMjolnir95 ((You don't have to smell fictional characters. You don't have to listen to them chew.))

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@FelicityBane ((They told us that we would see the end of days. I guess that's the kind of promise you make when you're young.))

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

2019 is overdoing it. It’s like settle down already

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@NewsInTheKnow There's a lot of orbit, they should keep looking

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he’s a member of the family❤️

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Street Game: NEVER say ANYTHING illegal on a Phone. Text, Social Media or E-Mail….. ‘EVER' You’ve been warned.

[Sam Talbott @EvenhandRepairs]

@PapyrusBooks ((Once got "it's not my fault that my character's a bitch," which...whose else would it be?))

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

New York Fashion Week? This is my everyday look 😎#NYFW