Evening Wrongichle

News and updates NOT from the Evening Chronicle

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Pointless privileged twat marries pointless privileged twat and we fawn over it.

Chinese wonder updates on the liveblog

[The Chronicle @ChronicleLive]

They showed their love to the world #RoyalWedding https://t.co/EmCoh69NX4

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Newcastle has cafes shock. More breaking news as we get it....

[The Chronicle @ChronicleLive]

There are cafes in Newcastle and Durham.
https://t.co/K1S97P4KqO

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Piers Morgan and Jeremy Clarkson respected more than ANY journalist covering #NUFC for @ChronicleLive in "shovelling shite more than Tory gobshites" SHOCK!

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Northumbria University students in not the quickest shock

[Jack Earl @jacknixon98]

£9,000 a year

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Newcastle College to start issuing free jazz mags in response to this if they can be arsed... @NCLCollege

[BBC North West @BBCNWT]

Clapping has been banned at University of Manchester Students’ Union events to avoid triggering anxiety and improve accessibility. Students are instead encouraged to use "jazz hands" to express their support.

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Raving moron rages like moron on raving moron tv....

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Breaking: Tories shite at football & dress like scruffs

[Guy Opperman @GuyOpperman]

Every year on the Sunday of party conference MPs play football v the Press / TV lobby. ⚽ Last year we lost 2-1. Hoping for success this year. Training has been sporadic!

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Michael Owen employs ghost writer. Vacancies still for ghost reader, ghost thinker, ghost courage, ghost heart.....

[Michael Owen @themichaelowen]

Another 7 hour session with my ghostwriter yesterday. Can’t believe how much I’m enjoying looking back on my career. So much to get off my chest that I’ve been unable to talk about for years. Book out early next year.😊

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Fake goods all over the North East, we ask, if the sellers are "big fans" of the brands can't we just call it quits over the trademarks? #NUFC https://t.co/iplgGSmbEj

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Newcastle United criticised after allowing fighter to wear it's trademarked crest but forbidding third party company selling merchandise bearing it!

We ask, why can't everyone and anyone sell #NUFC merchandise? What are trademarks anyway?

[The Chronicle @ChronicleLive]

Ritson is a huge #NUFC
fan.
https://t.co/eKHiWptHoL

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

@chrismorgan57 @nbarber87 Cunts

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HONESTY SPECIAL: Peter Shilton cost England 2 World Cups, should have stopped Maradona & what was he doing for that free kick against Germany?!

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Man who couldn't stop Argentine dwarf punching ball past him in shitty politics SHOCK!

[Peter Shilton @Peter_Shilton]

Not really into politics but I’m looking forward to watching @UKIP unleash @Nigel_Farage

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Man who spits at children criticise #NUFC. More on our blog.....

[The Chronicle @ChronicleNUFC]

.@Carra23 has not held back with his latest column - 'Rafael Benitez is wasted at Newcastle – he has to leave this failing institution' #NUFC
https://t.co/RtvTPtwb3w

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Ahead of #NUFC's clash with minnows #CPFC we look at other weirdos who like to play with big birds....

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Sunderland "Face of 2018" competition includes man in ridiculous hat and fake beard.

[Sunderland Echo @SunderlandEcho]

Meet the Magnificent Seven finalists from our Face of 2018 competition: https://t.co/dVvFeotjaV #northeast #faceof2018

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

Sunderland to employ rangers in city centre to control local wildlife. Cages for Greggs munching racists to be erected at site of Crowtree Leisure centre. More on the blog as we get it.

[Sunderland Echo @SunderlandEcho]

What do you think the city centre needs to give it a boost?

https://t.co/ABa8BzEXr9

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

On our live blog! We talk to @adamf2384 about the threats he has made toward #CPFC's Eagle ahead of tomorrow's big #NUFC game! A cursory tale of how internet jokes can get out of hand!

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

15,500 Homes without power in East End of Newcastle. We ask, is this the Brexit future?

[Evening Wrongichle @EveningChronic]

FOOTBALL: Our prediction Boro 0 Take That 3....

[We are Middlesbrough @wearembro]

Heard the news yet? 😁🥳 #TakeThat at THE RIVERSIDE STADIUM!!!