Evening Troll

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@example I would rather get fucked by an elephant than use an iPhone!
#sentformiphone

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@barry_ferguson_ #Hamsterfucker

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@deangaffney1 Hi Dean just passing by to say your face looks like a melted wellie!
#Dunlop #blowtorch

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“@bru_1972: @ajhmurray good luck with your first high the night Al. #festival”
You make me fucking sick!
#hestillblankedye

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@example fuck this I'm off down south...this cunt has arrived in Scotland! #giveup #cunt

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@example morning! #giveup

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@rickygervais Chicken skin...I never put it in the bin!🎶

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@edsheeran Hi Ed...Your shit mate! #giveup

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@ajhmurray just stood in some dog shit,luckily I had you're DVD at hand to scrape it off with! #giveup

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@ajhmurray Good morning Al,The sun is shining and you are still a cunt! #giveup

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@ajhmurray Hi Al,Just checking in with you and to say you are a cunt! #giveup

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@ajhmurray Good morning you cunt...Just thought I would let you know Iv just booked my ticket for the Assembly Rooms!

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@rickygervais Hi Ricky...How do you get your tits so flabby?

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@ajhmurray are there arseholes like letterbox's ?

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@ajhmurray can you be sure of that?

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@ajhmurray Ok option 2 it is then you prize cunt!

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@ajhmurray would you like me to be a clever and witty troll...or do you just want me to call you a cunt?
#decisions

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@ajhmurray can it help you get any funnier?

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@bru_1972 no you fuck off!!! #hiya

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@Eveningtroll @bru_1972 Oi cock boy...Follow me!