Timothy Rissel-Jones

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[Timothy Rissel-Jones @EventsbyTrissel]

I'm a human y'all! 👽😂

[Science Center @UCScienceCenter]

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[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

“Are you busy?”

Me: No

*incoming video call*

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

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[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

My favorite genre of TikTok right now is MAGA tourists abroad complaining about how they are treated once the locals immediately clock them as MAGA. This one is fucking Ireland of all places lmaoooooo

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Charlie Kirk dropped out of community college and then told millions of American youth that higher education is a liberal scam. His banner should NOT be hanging from the Dept of Education right now. Holy fuck

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

The dude is gonna get Americans killed just to distract from the fact that he fucked little girls.

[໊ @meishato]

i want to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer got a last meal, Ghislaine Maxwell got a therapy puppy, but a 7 year old couldn’t get a glass of water and died in custody due to dehydration. We are completely broken

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Conservatives backing themselves into a corner where they have to pretend to be excited to watch 55 year old Kid Rock on their phone at halftime tonight is funnier than anything we could say or do to them.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Please stop sharing this

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Anyone with the option to flee to Connecticut is not concerned with the bus being free

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the lesson of the holocaust is not “fascism shouldn’t happen to jews,” it’s “fascism shouldn’t happen to anyone.”

[𝙏𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙊𝙛𝙈𝙮𝙃𝙖𝙣𝙙 - COⱯDF II @alwspotterhead]

the way this is how i thought the life of a showgirl would sound like😭

[Timothy Rissel-Jones @EventsbyTrissel]

Me in the national security team group chat

[Timothy Rissel-Jones @EventsbyTrissel]

@itsonlyzach Literally spit out my iced coffee 🤣🤣🤣

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: The French Olympic Committee apologized to American conservatives for featuring drag queens in the opening ceremony, and said the closing ceremony will feature couches and dolphins because US conservatives are into those.

[Dan Wade @Dwade]

I don’t really care what JD Vance did it didn’t do. I just hope it was a committed relationship with furniture and not one nightstand.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump has 5 kids by 3 different women.

Imagine what Republicans would say if Kamala had 5 kids with 3 different men.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Miranda: Biden dropped out

Samantha: Oh, honey, we love a man who pulls out

Charlotte: this is going to ruin the seating plan for the DNC fundraiser at the gallery next week!

Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I’m voting for this guy.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Paul Pelosi survived an assassination attempt, Trump mocked it.

Biden called Trump to make sure he's ok. That's the difference.