Lark Forsàidh ||Parody||

My first assignment as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent is to keep @VirulentPatriot sane. Who knew that he'd wind up bein' my big, bad, handsome man in the process?

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

⚡️ “The happiest day so far...” by @EverHisShield

@VirulentPatriot

https://t.co/68rFAVGFvJ

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

[Jumps on @VirulentPatriot’s back and blows a raspberry against his neck]

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

#BetterHeader Because Momma Boonie is the best!

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

#NewOldAvi

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

#NewOldHeader

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

||This is not a victory for you. You didn’t win. The header is being taken down because your threat to post headers and their corresponding FC names will hurt my friend too & she doesn’t deserve that. So. It’s done. You and your sister can stay the fuck out of my mentions now||

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

[Grumbles and flops on @VirulentPatriot]

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

#NewHeader - Thanks to the freaking amazing @RP_ThugWife!

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Pauses mid nibbling to blow a raspberry against his neck before leaning in to help herself to a kiss when he looks over his shoulder. "Delicious as always, Daddy. Though a little bit of chocolate syrup would make you taste even better." https://t.co/3AsadLMxaX

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

[Takes one step forward and laughs, my arms coming around to hook under her knees] How do I taste, little girl? [I ask as I look over my shoulder] https://t.co/5aBRjqK5J3

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

All thought goes out of her mind as soon as his fingertips trail over the skin of her back, the only sound leaving her mouth a soft gasp.

Because that's what Steve Rogers does to her every damn time.

Ducking her head, she lays her head against his shoulder. "That's cheating..." https://t.co/hTAFqv7SwG

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

Who me? [I whisper as my lips brush her ear, large hands sliding up the back of her shirt, trailing calloused fingers along soft skin] https://t.co/sD8erHHVnC

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Looses a blissful sigh when his lips trail over her skin, which turns into a faint whimper when he rumbles out a growl. "Are you trying to distract me, Captain Rogers? Because it's working." https://t.co/uquvd7ERWy

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

[I love you too is murmured back, lips brushing from her shoulder, up her neck before I growl from deep in my chest. I graze soft flesh with my teeth before pressing a kiss under her ear] https://t.co/8clfJskdF0

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

"Hmm, you are notorious for your sweet tooth, Captain."

Leans in to press a kiss right between those waggling brows, murmuring an 'I love you' to his skin afterwards. https://t.co/lG64rYs5dp

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

I was always a fan of dessert first.

[Smirking, lifting my head a bit to wiggle my brows and chuckle at her squeak] https://t.co/zjvILjYTeZ

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Squeaks out a laugh, inked fingers working their way into his hair and giving it a playful tug. "You'll ruin your dinner if you keep chewing on me." https://t.co/vQZSeNRLrd

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

Well, hello, Babygirl... [I chuckle and playfully bite her shoulder] https://t.co/tqvalh3eko

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

"For now I accept who I’ve become."

✮ #Patriot

✮ Captain. Dominant. Daddy. Stubborn. Brash when needed.

✮ PTSD and Nightmare Sufferer. Carries a lot of guilt.

✮ @EverHisShield keeps him sane, literally.

✮ Keeping up with @VirulentAsset.

✮ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Sliiiiides into his lap. "Well helloooooo, handsome!" https://t.co/eqsZuRerJL

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

#NewAvi

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Blows a raspberry against the side of his neck when he growls. "Oh Daddy, what a big growl you have!" https://t.co/k8TulW4lBA

[Steve Rogers - ||Parody|| @VirulentPatriot]

[Wrapping an arm around her, I chuckle and allow her her fun. Soon though I turn my head, growling from deep in my chest at her] https://t.co/5aBRjqK5J3

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Is in full on brat mode, taking a running jump to land in a koala cling to @VirulentPatriot's back. Promptly begins attacking his neck with nibbles before he can even react.

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

#NewAvi

[Lark Forsàidh ||Parody|| @EverHisShield]

Climbs into @VirulentPatriot's lap and gives him a big ol' smooch. "Why are you so pretty? It should be illegal to be as pretty as you are."