Tim

In search of Mlle Lambercier...

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

Buy an airline…

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

How would you manage it?

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

Henry VII, and we also think the Welsh are degenerate.

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

You can tell when white people aren’t interested in history when they say things like “Islam is barbaric, Mohammed married a 9 year old” - Alright well unfortunately 900 years after that happened Henry VIII’s mother gave birth to him at age 12 in Greenwich England.

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@eltercerojo @PaulAtNorthGare I mean… poor, paw and pour are all pronounced the same? As are car keys and khakis.

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

Senatus PopulusQui Romana obviously

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

What are the words?

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@OverHerKnee Gosh - what was the prompt for this?!

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@HelloMissHunter @eltercerojo Me too, though we call them swedes. Easiest way to get a stigmata before avocados were so easily available

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

Well, according to Procopius, Empress Theodora…

https://t.co/lzaHNrm0mu

[Leah Ray @LeahRay44]

Guys who know about the 4th hole >>

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@Andles_UK I’m racing towards veteran status!

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

I had an argument with my wife on exactly this line and promptly drove 200 yards up a dead end in Islington

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I always hate it when I’m driving and a passenger questions my GPS.

“Oh, it’s taking us that way? It would probably be faster if you take ...’”

Look, I can either trust satellites in outer fucking space or what your gut’s telling you. Thanks for the input, Magellan.

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@HelloMissHunter Call that a paddle?

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@jenkinssimon @HelloMissHunter Twinsies. Not a fun prospect!

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@HelloMissHunter A really very literal performance of the sixth station!

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

Did Aaron Burr write this?

[EmpireED @EmpireEd]

8 Essentials for Life :

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@jenkinssimon @HelloMissHunter Not learning is a character trait

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@SpankerEpsom hi - any chance I could dm you?

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@HelloMissHunter A very lovely six with the brush bent over a desk. Which frankly I’d take any day of the week!

[Tim @Ever_Ardent]

@MelissaRTodd Rhinoceros hide at that. Lethal things…

[✧ @wydbanx]

I need a movie where the villain actually won