‼️FALLOUT GIVEAWAY‼️
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Here are things I didn't care about until I did...
1. What color you were - until you hated on me for mine
2. If you were gay - until you threw it in my face for my kids to see
3. Who you voted for - until you despised me for who I voted for
4. Who you prayed to - until you demonized me for who I pray to
In short, I never cared how ANY OF YOU lived your life
UNTIL YOU STARTED TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MINE!!
The Penis Poem
My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout!
Time was when, on its own, from my trousers it would
spring. But now it’s just a full time job to find the fucking thing.
It use to be embarrassing the way it would behave, for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head and watch me tie my shoes!