Everett Schauer

You could say I'm indecently decent.

[Liz Harrington @realLizUSA]

Dominion Voting Systems "were shown to miscount votes cast for President Trump and Vice President Pence and instead count them for the Biden-Harris ticket."

Dominion used in 47 Michigan counties, including Wayne County

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@HeinenJosh @heinen47 I just got savaged

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

#StoptheSteal

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@its_catscan @kaydargs Sometimes life just be like that

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

Some people.... SMH

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@heinen47 Your humor is the bane of my existence.

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@its_catscan I liked it

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@TheNotoriousMMA This guy literally attacked a bus full of people...

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

Sometimes I see a bro walking down the street, and I can't tell if my man is really hip or if he's a homeless boi... Fashion is weird.

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

Mad Lad

[Seth Quotes @heinen_quotes]

"Everett, just because it says 'Protein' on it doesn't mean you have to buy it".

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@heinen47 Stop

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@vgdunkey I heard Microsoft wants u to be in the new Halo game to say PELICAN. That should help pay for this new apartment of yours. People say they are a delight to work with.

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@MARVELOLOGY @katysaintj If u are not actual feces please don't use the s word. Thanks.

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

This is not the kind of view I was expecting on my flight when I booked that window seat

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

@heinen47 That's the move

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Every time I see this beer in my fridge I feel like I just accidentally insulted a Puerto Rican man and he’s clapped back at me

[Everett Schauer @EverettSchauer]

Josh says it's a "bad idea" to turn my $100 remote controlled Batmobile into a vape, but do u wanna know what I think? He's just a Hater 😎🤙

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

Olde School Hip Hop was so much realer god damn! 🎶