Everly Rivers

Professional screw-up since 1984.

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

@MarcSnetiker Wes can't be Christophe- the ages don't match up! He would have been around 14 years old 10 years ago. Let the theories begin!

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If you defend Josh Duggar you are a piece of shit. #JoshDuggarChildMolester #JoshDuggar

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@EW A subscription, really? You're my go-to for entertainment news and various recaps, but I am royally pissed.

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Dan calling someone an idiot? Pot meet the idiot kettle #survivor

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Is Dan incapable of not insulting or threatening any woman he talks to? #survivor

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Great choices Joe- also, loved how excited Shirin was to be picked. Awesome #survivor

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

Being a mom is waking up at 6 am to the sound of your 10 y.o puking and diarrheaing all.over.himself. And then cleaning it up. Sober.

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

Love in the Time of Zombies: Part One is now available! Two women, zombies, sex: what more could you ask for?
http://t.co/Vhh7W7elty

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@Felix_Clay A girl I went to middle school with went to the ER cause she stuck a hot dog where one should never ever go. close enough?

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@Felix_Clay You tease with the hot dogs and then no sex in the article?

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Part One in my 'Love in the Time of Zombies' series is completed. Look for it on Amazon in the next few days!
#ZombieApocalypse #erotica

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How did I not know that #morganisbritish

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Trying to decide whether I should serialize my erotica into several short stories or just make one novella.

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@DaltonRoss When you interview Dan can you interrupt him with 'shut your mouth and open your ears'? Please? #survivor #clueless

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Fuck people who don't accept friend requests when they're a. family or b. friends with people you KNOW they didn't like in HS. #assholes

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

Spending too much time eating delicious chicken salad at the local coffee shop instead of writing. #pretentious

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Did you notice that when Rick shaved off his beard, he didn't look crazy anymore? Kind of disappointing.

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

99 problems and dog hair all over me at all times ain't one. #goldenretriever #vaccuumlife #someonecleanmyhouse

[Everly Rivers @EverlyRWrites]

I've found my calling and it's only slightly embarrassing.
#ZombieApocalypse #paranormalromance

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@WFORG is the site down? Haven't been able to get on for the past 5 hours.