Everseas

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[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

I think becoming the parent you needed is a disservice to our kids because there is always the possibility that that’s not the parent they need .

[Mighty Mohammed @The__Vyrus]

See how he is quoting, mentioning, naming everything about Abia state from memory. No speech prepared or anything. Thats how you know a governor who is involved.

[Sam Ekpewheni @MadProfitGuy]

Someone said something here that has always been in my left hand.

Said...

"If you want to take a screenshot for evidence, unsave the contact and make the screenshot with the person's number."

The opportunity has come.

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

Let's make a list of hospitals/pharmacies with access to antivenom in Nigeria. Add yours, then I will compile the list and publish.

1.Ilorin
-Ladim Pharmacy
- Assamadiya
-Rota Medics
2. Abuja
-H Medix
- Kubwa General Hospital

[Nikola Tèsla @Nikola_Teslah]

Choreo is so deeply lacking in Nigeria’s music scene and I can’t scream it enough. This man deserves flowers for never letting it that art form die

[cyn🌸 @cynugwudike]

you’re actually mad

i went to ghana and was in ghana for two days, i had 5gb worth of data and left with 3gb

i just bought 40gb data yesterday and was told its finished today

are you guys fucking mad?

[Elizabeth Adewale @elizaego]

15 NORMAL THINGS THAT HAPPEN DURING S*X:

- getting dry in the middle of s*x
- getting so wet you can’t feel much
- finishing too early
- pen!s slipping out
- accidentally hitting the wrong hole
- your period starting during s*x
- queefing
- sweating like you’re in the gym
- leg cramps or muscle pull
- losing an erect!on
- needing to stop and pee
- finding hair in your mouth
- bumping heads accidentally
- struggling to put the condom on
- laughing/crying in the middle of s*x

[Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205]

I teach auto shop at a small high school. We work on students cars, teachers cars, students parents cars and some community people cars. We only charge for parts and not labor, so we saved some people a lot of money last school year. This last school year we did 126 oil changes, 68 brake jobs, 85 alignments, 4 steering racks, 22 tune ups, 32 struts, 20 shock absorbers, 4 transfer cases, mounted and balanced 82 new tires, 4 timing chains, 15 valve cover gaskets, 14 thermostats, 4 radiators, 12 in tank fuel pumps, 8 EVAP canisters, 6 exhaust manifolds, 4 mufflers, 15 AC repairs including evacuate and recharge, 8 alternators, 22 batteries, 9 starters and so much more! Proud of those students I am!

[Ab. @Abiodun0x]

If I were the USA, I’d deny all countries visas and then declare myself world champion without playing since FIFA can’t intervene or do anything.

[Enrique Pliego de Papel 🤠 @Pliegodepapel94]

Hace dos meses me corrieron del departamento donde viví 6 años para hacerlo Airbnb por el Mundial. A dos días de la inauguración no se ha rentado ni uno solo jjajajajajja adoro los finales felices

[M PiLL @E_C5T45Y]

when i was 14 i was the reason why me & 4 of my cousins didnt have it done on us bc i was the only 1 who knew what they were trying to get us to do bc i learnt abt at skl i was gnna skip that day bc most ppl skipped social skills day but i said fuck it & went it saved my life.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

So easy to flex when your core audience is made up of lifestyle mongers and ‘god when’ merchants

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

@Mj_The3rdPick He got weed from some random at the gas station, smoked it and was live tweeting about how he not feeling right we ain’t hear from him then found out later on he died that night

[Everseas @Everseas4]

@Molayoo_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Everseas @Everseas4]

@PinKIYSensei @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[JOLA! is a suburban princess @monjolaoluwa_]

@Favour_Kammie Wetin I no face, they literally switched my dominant hand from left to right in preschool. Found out I was dyslexic, and they assumed I was autistic (so much so, the teacher used to pinch me till I bled)

[Everseas @Everseas4]

@rheal_ife @Favour_Kammie 😭 iya re o

[Aidevo @aidevo2]

@Favour_Kammie This!!! Someone threw my money back at me in the market and started cussing me out saying I was the devil sent to spoil her market for the day because I paid her using my left hand.

[emperiux @HR_emperiux]

@Favour_Kammie Dem tie my left hand for back of chair cause I dey exhibit signs of ambidexterity dem say I dey chop with my ten fingers.
I go dey among people wey go quench all these traditions seh

[Omiragua Teejay @Omiragua_Teejay]

"My vote won't change the country. Says 40 million people who stayed home."