EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒

Humorous Fantasy Author. "The Legends of Damon Arkon: The World's Greatest Swordfighter" and Kindle Vella serial, "A Swordfighter Walked Into A Tavern."

[EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 @Everson_Cook]

https://t.co/RQYnOFnjvD Swords! Dicks! Swords that are dicks! My humorous #fantasy novel is out today. #amwriting #WritingCommnunity

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@AmarthiaAuthor @MitchLeeuwe Yep. Imagine if the person in the last panel is saying, “Good grief.” Their mouth isn’t going to be wide open.

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The NBA THE RUN Open Beta is LIVE NOW on XBOX, PS5 and Steam.

Servers will be live until 6pm PT (Los Angeles timezone). For more instructions and server updates, check the replies below.

Join the Discord and drop your feedback at: https://t.co/G10VF3cDi1

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Can’t believe the @NBA leaked this too.

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@DadsAndDunks @22MIK3Y I like them, but I do wish they had incorporated the trees into all three designs. More than just the solitary one on the shorts.

Also agree that it would’ve been nice to change up the wording a little more as well.

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These are allegedly the new jerseys the
Wolves will begin wearing next season.

Would’ve liked the trees incorporated into all three designs, but otherwise these are pretty slick!

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New Wolves Uniforms Leak!

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Statement Edition

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Icon Edition

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Association Edition

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@run_bull_ @thestoob94 Check out “Deep Cover” starring Bryce Dallas Howard on Prime.

Other than that, can’t really think of anything either.

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@LibraryorDeath Really any team should have fear that their best player is going to want to leave. Especially a player that is top 5 in the entire league.

Kind of a silly headline.

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@AlainGarlic Where does one purchase something like this?

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@22MIK3Y My Teams background is updated throughout the season depending on the matchup, and my meeting updates usually consist of me telling people the score.

My background will be black. My updates — none.

[EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 @Everson_Cook]

Man I love watching my daughter play Jaden McDaniels style defense in AAU tournaments and just annoy the hell out of her opponent.

[EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 @Everson_Cook]

@allisonaudrey My daughter’s shrine to Jaden. Her favorite hooper.

Hope he knows the real ones will always respect him.

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@Yfz84 Does that seem like the kind of guy who would give up a free t-shirt to a kid? Date him.

[EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 @Everson_Cook]

@Yfz84 Last season a guy snatched one out of my younger kid’s hand.

The woman who was with him kind of gestured back at her like, maybe he should give it to my kid. He didn’t.

We’ve since used that as a way to determine what kind of guy my older kid should date.

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I was wrong.

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The number of Wolves fans leaving right now is insane.

Still plenty of game left.

Right. Right?

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@kms__1021 @Timberwolves

[EversonCook ⚔️🍺🥒 @Everson_Cook]

Vibes are bad here.

Wolves need to do… something.