Evertide

A man with a collection of 20,000+ macros and memes going back to 2006, and an eagerness to use them.
Most of my stuff is in the Tweets & Replies tab.

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Welcome to the Internet. Please enjoy this introduction that's never stopped being relevant.

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@WolfinityAI Then she shall BE the bed <3

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@HanaPregs Tifa's got a full party.

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@__Ho0Dy__ Amelia doing mundane chores is oddly wholesome.

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In some way or another, however we'd phrase or perceive it, this has been in our faces plain as day for years.

And on the note of Twilight Princess having more eroticism in the form of tactility than gobs of actual porn, the manga knew exactly what everyone wanted.

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I bang on about this a lot, but most of the sexual dysfunction in the West comes down to the fact that eroticism has been so purged from public life that no one even knows what it means anymore.

Eroticism isn’t “when sex”. It’s specifically the exploration of INTIMATE DESIRE. How does it affect you? How are you changed by it? How does it transform the body and mind? How does it move a relationship from one kind to another? BDSM is erotic in that it explores this question in regards to power and trust. Camp is erotic in that it explores it via identity and performance. Tactility is key to this. You want to touch, to take in, to let go, to claim, to change and be changed.

Virtually nothing in mainstream Western media is erotic anymore. It doesn’t explore or play with desire and change at all. Desire, when it appears, is a fixed transactional quantity. Sex, when shown is clinical, boring, on par with an enema. Porn will sometimes pretend to show eroticism but usually just show abuse and nonconsent as pale, twisted imitations of actual erotic acts. Nothing is tactile. Everything is dead eyed and frictionless. Desire isn’t a beautiful transformative force to cultivate. It’s a lack. A deficit. A hole. Consume. Fulfill. Repeat.

This is the dark matter of a lot of sexuality discourse and no one ever addresses it. There is more eroticism in any 5 minutes of Twilight Princess or Hyrule Warriors than in all of Euphoria and PornHub put together. This should be more widely discussed.

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@rarepinkieman I wonder if she only shakes her hips like that when she's feeling good or that's just how she walks <3

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@Tango21IX "Aw, now it's not incest...anymore..."

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The British can't resist those...

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A Gentleman's Dilemma🎩

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If I were Ganondorf, I'd be so pissed after becoming king of the world that this kid disrespected me so much that I'd blow up my castle and go all-in final form, too.

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heheheh

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@N64iac I've been trying this one but it kinda sucks.

Just for starters, everyone is flagged for PVP but the mods get mad when you do it.

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@Tango21IX Nothing is hotter than loyalty, though there are a few things on the same tier, so you're off to a good start with me.

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@rizzen_wolf If you can get a thousand kids to survive, her curse is broken and she reaches her true form of full-on anthro wolf. I'd never lie about such a thing~

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@Kur_art_ai The only inaccuracy in this picture is that she's not invisible, because clearly this exists in real life, she just can't be seen.

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@Tango21IX Me as a teenager when this game came out: So am I "supposed" to think the humble farm girl, who loves animals and works hard and is pretty in a believable way, is the hottest girl in the game? Because she is.

Me now when my opinion of her hasn't changed:

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@Tango21IX

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The answer: No, not that easy. But still went down quick.

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Hunting the second new Nemesis in Grim Dawn. Hopefully it's not a chump bitch like The Underking.

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Hunting the second new Nemesis in Grim Dawn. Hopefully it's not a chump bitch like The Underking.

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@N64iac Not often I have use for this.

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@Kur_art_ai That's almost become half the point of doing it, by now.

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@rarepinkieman Picking up a girl in the dentist's office, huh? Well I know a fun way to see if she's been brushing and flossing...it involves taste...

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@TryHarderer_ I'd rather pray for you to find happiness.