Kreayshawnmaster Cycle

[Kreayshawnmaster Cycle @EveryCarrie]

not mine they like to watch #matchmyfreak

[Local Historian @LMFHistorian]

My priest buddy tells me that, during exorcisms, the demons sometimes admit that after tempting & oppressing men into homosexuality, they often leave before the sex begins because the physical act of gay male sex is too disgusting for them.

[Kreayshawnmaster Cycle @EveryCarrie]

for all its faults (and there are many), townfall has stretches that actually capture the magic of silent hill 2 - equal parts haunting and excruciatingly tense

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@TimesNewJohann When I don’t take fibre it’s crazy I get runny Cleveland! every few hours

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

I stand with Bret

[Kreayshawnmaster Cycle @EveryCarrie]

weekend starts today

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It’s giving Lotic

[ally @orangesarenot]

My contribution to the greenfield lesbian bar story: one of the owners was the Smith college cheer coach. The other owner (in same polycule) made this mix for the showcase. It was deemed unusable for performance. Please listen to it it’s incredible

[Kreayshawnmaster Cycle @EveryCarrie]

@nnepenthes Ur old phone :

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how it feels thinking this was one of the best songs of the decade so far

[evan @elktorn]

Clarissa Connelly - Give it Back (2024)

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someone tell Sarah Schulman about the lesbian bar discourse as its pretty much the oeuvre of her entire career

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re the agent of the state who was mediating the 3 hour KN95 lesbian bar zoom meeting

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

do you all see what im saying now. do you understand.

[jiggy @HowieBlingy]

everyone involved should be industry blacklisted lol

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tell me I’m not the only gay guy who laughed so hard at this

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Taylor Swift announces new single ‘Patient Zero’ out September 25th.

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

This is literally what everyone with a functioning brain was saying since day one, but I guess we had to have a news cycle where everyone pretended it was not insane to claim that a man made god has awakened.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

two additional little chalk outlines next to my body where my airpods fell out

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@TimesNewJohann My 30th birthday and I’m also watching it that day

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A sky of blue, a sea of green
A messy room fits perfectly
Inside my head, I have the best time

[Kreayshawnmaster Cycle @EveryCarrie]

the only person who needs to be famous is that person who dresses as The Nun and shakes ass on fairground rides

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@TimesNewJohann Dental hygienists were NOT ready

[Macklemore @macklemore]

The only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre.....and that really ruined everyone's high. Bad day.