I hope the nice authorities of @Dubai don't see what this unmarried woman of dubious morals has been saying about their fine country, nor what she's said about Muslims over the years, I would *hate* to see her be deported back to the UK.
No, really. Keep her. She's toxic.
@Northpowergrid You are now aware of it, thanks to the fire brigade. There is a Northern Powergrid van parked by the broken post, and a cordon has been put in place. Your system is dangerously flawed and not fit for purpose. @Ed_Miliband
HELLO @edfenergy I just spent half an hour trying to report a downed powerline in County Durham.
Bounced between three different numbers, left ON HOLD for 15 minutes.
I ended up hanging up and calling the fire brigade. At least they took it seriously.
No rush, dickheads.
@Lee_Patrick01@edfenergy Called the "emergency" number on the National Grid website, they put us onto 105, they (tried) to put us through to EDF.
Whole system's a joke mate. A very very dangerous joke.
@edfenergy I called 105 and they refused to log it as my property (a mile from the incident) wasn't logged on their system or something. They put us through to EDF, and we sat on hold for 15 minutes before hanging up and calling the emergency services cos, y'know, it was an EMERGENCY.
@edfenergy Funny, they said it was your job. Meanwhile, while we're getting bounced around from pillar to post, a potentially life-threatening situation escalates.
You are DANGEROUSLY useless.
Complaint lodged with Ofgen.
(Not that they'll do anything.)
@Ed_Miliband
@Lee_Patrick01@edfenergy We did. They told us to dial 105, who then put us onto EDF, and then hold music forever.
It's okay, it wasn't a potentially life-threatening situation or anything... WOULDN'T WANT TO TROUBLE THE FUCKING SHAREHOLDERS, EH??
Coming soon to women's toilets near you... all these gorgeous trans men!
If Rowling, Linehan, Badenoch etc have their way, that is.
You daft Terfs (aka bog trolls), drunk on your own sadism, haven't thought this through, have you?
Dickheads.
Couldn't get to ๐บ๐ฆ this Xmas to drop off pressies to the kids, but my mate James has gone instead. He's over budget cos they had to fit winter tyres to the 3 SUVs they took over (which they're leaving there). If you can help out, I'd be massively grateful! https://t.co/ICIMGnIBw6
@Scam_Watch_Ltd Why are you so fat and ugly? Why have you got no friends? Why do children instinctively shy away from you? And what's with that godawful smell? Don't you ever wash?
The low-life owner of this hellsite is a traitor to democracy. He'd give Hitler a reach-around for a dirty dollar. When he carks it we're having a party.
@Glinner @DanDanInLondon @salltweets Aww... did I hit a nerve? Why are you so sad and lonely these days, Grey-Grey? Why do you waste what little time you have left screaming into the abyss on Twitter instead of spending quality time with your family? Maybe the answer will be found at the bottom of the next bottle.