Orphan

I have the same name on every platform. Go forth and find me!

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

Oh shit! They day has come! You guys stay safe, have a good life, and whatever you do, don’t destroy excellent branding to replace it with the universal symbol for “close this application”!
It’s been fine 👋

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

🦧An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@manthello You should do it with inedible legos then so our bodies wont break them down and we can actually shit them out

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

How do I vote for a Queen instead of a president? 🤔

[Fellowship of Fans 🐎 @FellowshipFans]

Lizzo's ‘Lord of the Rings’ themed flute performance on TikTok and her walk through Hobbiton

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Beat it 😂

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@manthello Me when I’m frustrated and have absolutely no idea why

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@Viewtifuljay83 ❤️

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@StephBral I love this

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@manthello Yeh yeh! I’ve got a sister who’s dead to me. And an entire biological family out there somewhere, but that’s more like they cut me out of their lives so idk if that counts

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

Hell yeah. More of us than I thought 💪

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

According to a large-scale national survey, 27% of Americans 18 and older have cut off contact with a family member.

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@gnarlywastaken @Dexerto Irl stream time

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@toktikker @pixposies You made it!

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

As soooooon as the functionality drops, I’m updating my payment information with every client. “Henceforth, I would like you to send all invoice payments to Orphan. Please relay this information to accounting. They’ll know what it means”

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

Lol I can’t believe this X shit is even real.
We’re all collectively Morbius’ing this, right?
“Give us banking! We’ll definitely use this busted app to send everyone money! Please! Make this a banking app!!!”

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

Yo, where tf he getting these tiny cars? 👀

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Gentleman and master driver. 😂

https://t.co/R0YVFzzJOp

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

@HumansNoContext Lol B’Rock, that you dude?

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

TFW you start singing, “I don’t think he’s ready for this breaky”, and your cat loses his shit because he actually is super ready for his breakfast

[Orphan @EverySoOrphan]

All the homies on Twitter have my Discord contact info, right?
Once the blue icon turns into an X icon, I’m probably just gonna delete it.

I don’t *think* I’m gonna look for any alternatives. Just gonna fade to black with X’s for eyes