Nelly

Girl next door -can't stand her

[Nelly @Eves1]

I’m actually not as depressed as I sound, I’m just fucking tired

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you poured a gallon of poison in a CEO's pool, you'd be arrested, for attempted murder.

They pour 10,000 gallons into your drinking water, that's just business.

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Nelly @Eves1]

“Oh sweetheart. Your mother is insane, you’re gonna need therapy” -me consoling my friends’ children

[Nelly @Eves1]

When do bad people die??

Just asking…?

[Nelly @Eves1]

Man, do I ever miss news such as politicians photocopying their balls.

[Vatnik Soup @P_Kallioniemi]

Imagine being so unbearable that the Pope drops dead immediately after meeting you.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

[first day as a conspiracy theorist] what if there was a fifth Non Blonde

[Nelly @Eves1]

Not trying to sound dramatic or anything…, but I guess this is farewell

(I’m not dying. I’m just leaving)

[Nelly @Eves1]

Merry Christmas to everybody but my cheating brother-in-law

[devin 🎱 @fartpog]

my love for him grows every moment i spend with him

[Nelly @Eves1]

“Do you look slightly possessed? Modeling might be for you”

[Michael Thomas @curious_founder]

I think about this cartoon a lot.

[Nelly @Eves1]

It is one thing to have to wrap your head around giving advice to your formerly happily married younger sister asking for online dating advice, and an altogether different one to deal with her saying she’s getting into road biking.
I don’t know which betrayal’s worse.

[Nelly @Eves1]

It appears my personal computer issues are user inflicted.
I’m shook.

[Nelly @Eves1]

Imagine if someone said a rare chromosome variation was a reason for you to not belong.
Is that where you want to go???

[Nelly @Eves1]

Shoutout to beets for always making me think I’m dying

[Nelly @Eves1]

Easiest way to not fall for credit card scams is to not have any credit.
Follow me for more life hacks.

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

FORREST GUMP was released 30 years ago today. One of the biggest movies of the 1990s, and one of Tom Hanks’ most famous roles, the behind-the-scenes story is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get…

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[Nelly @Eves1]

I know that having that baby who won’t stop screaming on a flight must be so awful for both baby and parents, but I’d like to also assure you that it’s really awful for me