EvieDawg

not a lesbian.

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@ScotRail not giving me a refund for a canceled train because it was "less an 30 minutes late." What's up with that?

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@uscfashion There is no option available for me to DM you.

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Absolutely shocked and appalled by @uscfashion customer service, or lack of. They have held onto £50 of my money for well over 2 months now. Absolute joke.

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Baby clothes are weird. You look at some of them and think wow that's howlin then once they are on you nearly die with the level of cuteness

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Finally got round to unpacking all my pre pregnancy clothes & reminiscing over the 3 weeks that I could have been concidered as "quite slim"

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@viewofficial @The_Roov

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Josh is threatening to come to the birth with his walking stick and stethoscope and pretend to be Dr House.

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@evil_edna I'm hoping for a long lie tomorrow so iv left my stocking out so hopefully they'll just pop them in there.

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Can't wait until I wake up tomorrow and the stork delivers my baby.

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@AbbieMartin91 just take the nozzle off and fill the room. I knooow same. We should get together and do puppet shows. 😱

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Hurna sound when your two birthing partners fall out less than two days before your due date.

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2nd the morn. The years half gone.

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Granny thought she'd had a heart attack. Granda then asks the consultants whether or not she has and if she'd be able to cook him his tea.

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You going for a handshake or hug? Please don't kiss me. Who are you anyway.

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The bells is the only thing worse than when everyone sings happy birthday to you.

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@indy0ntour it's a sensitive subject for it all.

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Playing Who's in the Bag
Ruby: "He left ages ago."
Me: "Dad"
One point to me.

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@carrryferr break the mould

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At this stage I honestly could not give less fucks about not being able to go out over the festive period.

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Of all the ways your man could compliment you mine comes out with "your hair looks like a hat." Cheers pal.