Evie

[Evie @EviePace]

@KUT 78702 - been out for 20 hours. Our house is 35 degrees inside.

[Evie @EviePace]

@austinenergy I’m 9 months pregnant and my house is 40 degrees and dropping - out power has been gone for 8.5 hours. This is fucking CRIMINAL! Rotate!!!

[Evie @EviePace]

@WattersWorld STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION. This isn’t a game, it’s a democracy. And democracy’s aren’t indestructible.

[Evie @EviePace]

I have never been choosy about airlines, but at this point...why would we ever book with @united again?! Never had an experience like this with any other airline. Not even @SpiritAirlines!

[Evie @EviePace]

So I guess @united just doesn’t have enough planes? flight delayed 9 hours and counting...missing our entire first day of our honeymoon at this point. Fucking bullshit.

[Evie @EviePace]

@AndyRichter what WHAT WHAAAAAAAAT is happening?!?!!

[Evie @EviePace]

@fadedtimes Big Papa

[Evie @EviePace]

@fadedtimes it's not my name anymore :(

[Evie @EviePace]

I am no longer here. I am @bossbattleband --- follow me! 😘 killing this account soon.

[Evie @EviePace]

WHATAREYOUDOING October 18? Come see me sing/scream on top of vintage synths, loud drums & wicked guitars @Beerland!http://t.co/Hi5pAAZyH5

[Evie @EviePace]

:(

[Evie @EviePace]

GOING TO EUROPE IN 3 DAYS FOR A MONTH EEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Evie @EviePace]

Why does my dog take so much longer to poop when I'm drunk?

[Evie @EviePace]

Drunk woman outside my house: "YOU SHOULDA THOUGHTA THAT BEFORE YOU LIVED BEHIND A BAR, BITCH!" #twitterinreallife @chrissyteigen

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

Im thinking of a vegable guess what one? (It is carrot)

[Evie @EviePace]

Just saw someone say "this is America speak English" while referring to twitter. How do we even start to explain...?

[Jacy Catlin @ieatanddrink]

Gotta appreciate AT&T's honesty in the latest email they sent me

[Evie @EviePace]

@NickHGarrison it's called AMERICA you socialist asshole!