Evie Lane

I ride bicycles

[Evie Lane @EvieRoseLane]

#RHSChelsea SNAP !

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Putting in headphones, to avoid people's bullshit.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

[s @studiobiebers]

#spongebobmemories "Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick." *calls again* "NO THIS IS PATRICK!" "I'm not a krusty krab!"

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in the way.

[Evie Lane @EvieRoseLane]

@HannahGreen__ @DanniRodham @xgeorgiehoodx

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery.

[antanddec @antanddec]

Been to @ITV today doing a bit of filming for the new series of Saturday Night Takeaway. The #ITVrebrand looks great. D

[Evie Lane @EvieRoseLane]

Listening to my @coldplay live cd whilst looking at the @coldplay calendar, thinking about June 4th at the emirates #memories

[Evie Lane @EvieRoseLane]

Ask me a question http://t.co/PKF7Alkw

[NO FILTER ZONE @AltVaulz]

The moment I put on my headphones, my life becomes a crazy music video.