alex thoughts

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

you know what i was thinking about in the shower, when we leave this weekend, we’re gonna be on a trip within a trip.

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

the pubes are a work of art

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

the statue looks like buttcheecks

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

how many horses would this kill?

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

was your dad free ballin in the coat?

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

^not meant to be sexual

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

whether it’s a cable car or gondola, when in croatia, i’m on top of ya

[alex thoughts @EvilAlexM]

i’m gonna throw up.