Emily Ann

Media is a plural word.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Yep, can confirm that my previous landlords, Windsor, were guilty of all of these. They even charged a "move out" fee. Like, pay us to break up with us, ha ha, what? https://t.co/6rjhTYHGeE via @coloradosun

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Constantly wary that I might accidentally say “yes” to attending a jam band show and not realize what I’ve done until it’s too late

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Remember when we all got $8 from a Ticketmaster class action lawsuit over their fees? Wasn’t that supposed to make things better? Can we do that again please?

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@RichardMCNgo Secret Sandwich Party! A sandwich always tastes better if someone makes it for you. Ingredients are potluck style. You draw a name at random (allergies noted) of who you’ll make a sando for. Everyone assembles the sandos and gifts it to their assignee. Chow time!

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@Light_Catcher_ 😱

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@Light_Catcher_ Did you try melting the wax again???

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Let's not forget that in her year 2000 Stronger music video, Britney Spears:
- Invented the CrossFit box jump
- Proved telekineses is real
- Inspired 2,895 teen girls to get belly button piercings

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Food truck idea: hot refried beans in cups with your choice of toppings. Only beans. Get out of here with your tortillas. I would eat this every day.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@Light_Catcher_ I wish! Already tired of the football talk.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

My dog acts like sleeping all day is the hardest job in the world: “Ugh, this spot is no longer cutting it. Guess I’ll move over to this other spot. Fine! Sighhhhhh.”

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@citznamn @rachsyme Whoa! One of these authors also replied in this thread.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

The answer is three.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

How many pairs of absurd high heels am I holding onto because “someday I might be forced to go clubbing in Las Vegas again”?

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Empathy is a muscle. I’m learning that, as a designer, it’s helpful to remember not every stakeholder is used to working this muscle.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

I love when someone "bursts onto the scene."

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Fix a mess, get a cookie.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

Just a pair of Millennials making Bowflex jokes over GChat.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

I just had my first full time UX deliverables formally accepted by my client. Time to chuck it over the wall and go celebrate! The sparkling water will be flowing with today's sensible at home lunch, ha ha.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

@CarlNeubert Please be careful while setting off your virus reveal pyrotechnics. It may be winter, but fires are still serious business.

[Emily Ann @EvilAnimalS]

My Instagram feed feels like a basic wasteland except for @LiarsOfficial who’ve been making bizarre noise posts and bringing me back to a time when micro blogging was art, not vanity (https://t.co/WtiibBCF21). Show me your weird shit, internet!