Coach Dictatorer

“Coach Dictatorer here!”

Age 26

#TADCRP

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

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“You call that a swing?!”

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[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester //:D!!!!

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

//yES! You can tag my Coach in things! I need to get better with this angy guyyyy!!

//lEMME LEARN HIM MOREEEEEE PLEASEEEEE XD

//But if I take a while, it’s because my wrist dedge-

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester //hHH I’M TRYING ME BESTTTTTT QWQ THANK YOU!!!

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester “It shouldn’t bother you unless you’re walking around AT NIGHT-“

“My room is far away from yours!”

[He rested a disembodied hand on his waist, to be fair- he did snore on occasion- yes-]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@ThisEvilJester [….. He was going to throw her at this rate- after all- she woke him UP-]

“You’re an annoying little s[boink].”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@BigTopCaine “You’re less annoying then usual”

[Gruff and annoyed.. the chess piece was staring at Caine, beret tilted to one side.]

“What the heck’s going on with you?”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[He exhaled heavily and passed it to her.. begrudgingly…]

“Fine fine.. here-“

[He grumbled the words out, looking away, blue eyes narrowed in annoyance…]

[The Evil one or whatever @ImEvilPomni]

[ " Nah Dude, I don't got those Conjuring perms or whatever cus I'm an NPC . Come on lemme have a drag . These cravings are killing me here . " ]

She made a gimme motion with her hand.

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

@THAMAZINGMASTER “Huge what the f[boink]”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“Don’t you have your own?”

[He raised a brow, skeptic.. exhaling softly, smoke curled up and around him, he idly tapped the cigar, blue gaze fixed on his company.]

[The Evil one or whatever @ImEvilPomni]

[ " Yo Dickie you wanna give me a drag of that Cigar ya got there ? I haven ' t had a good smoke in weeks . " ]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[Exhaling softly and staring up, so Evil Pomni was around, that was fine.. and Caine was as insufferable as he was at the softball game.. also fine..]

“F[BOINK] great. At least there’s a couple familiar faces around…”

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[What was he doing? Well.. standing around outside, resting between two fingers was a lit cigar, smoke trailing up into the sky, in wisps.]

[Was it a bad habit? Yes. Did he give a damn? No, hr’s a chess piece with no lungs- it didn’t matter.]

[He took a slow drag] ⮕

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

⚾️

Does Coach have a mouth

Hmm….

He mighttttt- though opening it isn’t on his to do list

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

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“You call that a swing?!”

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[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

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HEADCANONS

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[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[He tensed at the very brief hug… staring at nothing, before coughing, clearing his throat]

“Yeah. Sure.”

[The Evil one or whatever @ImEvilPomni]

[ " Yeah well - " ]

She pulls him for a ver, VERY, brief hug.

[ " It ' s good to see you outta that musty old trash bin folder, man . " ]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“Well no- didn’t think it necessary.”

[He grumbled, folding his.. floating hands over his chest, cocking a brow.. he didn’t say hi usually- that wasn’t his style.]

[The Evil one or whatever @ImEvilPomni]

[ " Wh- " ]

[ " And ya didn ' t even come and say hi ? Kinda cringe dude . But you ' re here now so thats like, cool or whatever . " ]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“Literally over a month ago now. Does it matter?-“

[The Evil one or whatever @ImEvilPomni]

@EvilBigTopCoach

[ " Yo Dickie when did you get here ? " ]

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

[He groaned inwardly. Great. F<BOINK> great…]

[He knelt down, stiff as a board, and wiped a tear away.]

“Stop.”

[𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 @THAMAZINGMASTER]

... —He cries more intensely.—

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“No, no don’t you dare f<BOINK> cry-“

[He groaned in annoyance, pinching his brow, he did not want to explain things to him-]

“Quit that. Now.”

[𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 @THAMAZINGMASTER]

... Aren't they going to do it?...

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“… I am not explaining why we are not going to do that-“

[He’s stood up straight again, resting his hands on his hips.. annoyed.]

“Lucky you didn’t leave a mark.”

[𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 @THAMAZINGMASTER]

... But we can play bite games! Who says we can't?

[Coach Dictatorer @EvilBigTopCoach]

“We’re not animals, Caine.”

[He leant down, towering over the smaller Ringmaster with a stern glare, his cap tilting slightly with the movement.. but remaining in place.]

“We don’t play with biting.”

[𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮 @THAMAZINGMASTER]

—Caine remains on the ground, staring at the sky until he hears the Coach's last words.— That's not true! I've heard that animals in the human world play at biting!