Evil Chris Gore

The cooler, evil, Chris Gore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@NathanHamill FYI - I stole your Willow DVD. That's just how things go.

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@daifukumochi @ThatChrisGore I'll be the one with the pocket beer and douchey look on my face. Oh...wait...

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

I will be at Designer Con next weekend. So will @ThatChrisGore. It's clear what must happen. Battle to the death, of course.

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@OMFCGore Vodka, scotch, cheap beer, whatever. ;) So, DirecTV cans G4 and Twitter verifies him? That makes perfect sense. lol

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Christmas shopping for @ThatChrisGore - done. http://bit.ly/b32Gd7 #verifyChrisGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Screw the election, why isn't @ThatChrisGore fucking verified yet? This is the real question America should be asking.

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

*wakes up covered in chocolate and sugar with wrappers everywhere* What do you mean it's been three days since Halloween?!?

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Why do these kids keep knocking on my door? They're disturbing my candy devouring. Kicking 'em seems to get 'em gone pretty quickly though.

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

*plays with blue body paint stolen from @ThatChrisGore 's bedroom*

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Been quiet lately, but busy. Things falling into place. DirecTV - check. Next up, Time Warner Cable.

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@scottymcdermitt Don't expose my machinations. I'd hate to have to eliminate you @ThatChrisGore and I are friends, yes, friends. #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

#Followfriday @OMFCGore @FuzzyChrisGore @DrChrisGore @DrunkChrisGore @SexAddictGore and the awesome @ThatChrisGore #verifygore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

It's getting late. But evil never sleeps. Off to the lair to plot ways to remove @ThatChrisGore from power. #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@OMFCGore @drunkchrisgore @sexaddictgore We're in a bar, there need not be anything else beyond that. #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@DrChrisGore that would be the douchiest, most awesome baby ever! I'd almost feel bad smacking it around. #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Yessss...YEESSS!! Muahahaha!RT @scottymcdermitt Only way to stop @ThatChrisGore is to verify @EvilChrisGore #verifygore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

I form alliances with no one! Except for hot chicks. But then it's just to bang em. Any hot chicks in the @twitter verify group? #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

Really? Jamiroquai is trending but not #verifyGore Who runs this shit storm @twitter?

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

@ThatChrisGore favorites his own tweets. I favorite no one. That should prove who is to be verified! #verifyGore

[Evil Chris Gore @EvilChrisGore]

I enjoy that two of my minions profile pics have them in respirator-like masks. This shows they're ready to join me in warfare in an instant