BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

@EvilSchefty What’s even the point, be fr rn

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

The real scandal will show when UNC plays Penn State, and if Penn State will user Abdul Carter (like he was every week until the Sugarbowl) or if he will user the safety again and users him perfectly to the best spot on defense before the ball is snapped.

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

Nothing against Penn State, but I will never believe that someone goes from subpar to playing absolute lights out overnight. UCF does it and we launch investigations, why no investigations when Penn State does it? #insidehelp

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

We launch investigations for Michigan, Tulane, Clemson, UCF, but when Penn State magically plays perfectly after losing by +40 twice in a row to Clemson nobody cares. Where is the investigation for Penn State putting his user magically in the best places possible on every play?

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

2025 BCFBL is pure cancer

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

The BCFBL is corrupt. Certain coaches cheat and people defend them, other coaches get accused of cheating (with no proof to show it) and they get kicked out. My advice to everyone, find a small group of coaches you trust and all help each other cheat to win.

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

@EvilCadeKlubnik Hell yeah brother

[BCFBL Cade @EvilCadeKlubnik]

Currently have 5 cigars, 3 DC’s, 17 bapples in my system. I’m fucking rolling, where is commissioner on this fine day when I need to give the classic I love you guys speech

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

They have hit the second tower. The BCFBL is being struck with terroristic acts. The 1 seed is banned for alleged allegations. “There is no evidence of this.”
No longer innocent before proven guilty. We want decisions voted upon through the league. We are a democracy.

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

If the rumors I’m hearing of the heisman voting are true, with who the 3 players are going to be in for the voting I swear to god. What is this league even becoming.
I’d rather get cock and ball torture than those be my 3 heisman finalists, who’s allowing this?

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

Can we get a wellness check on Ole Miss head coach, because I would have strong suicidal thoughts right about now. @EvilJaxsonDart I hope you’re practicing putting the fries in the bag

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

@EvilJaxsonDart This shit aged worse than allowing a woman vice president to help run our country

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

BREAKING: A nation wide man-hunt is in full effect for Coach Fuller, there will be a $20,000,000 reward for finding Fuller thanks to our very own Gambling Man who donated a small portion of his recent winnings.

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

Heading to watch Revenge of the Sith in theatre’s for the anniversary. Might dilly dally around and fuck a black chick to see what the dark side feels like. Will update if it makes me more powerful. #fuckdarthsidious

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

I’m told the Gambling Man is not a liberal, yet his predictions and favors for bad teams, and a significantly worse UNC squad this year are pointing the arrows in a different direction. #drakemayeisgone

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

With the start of BCFBL arising, I plan to interview coaches on their mindsets leading into the new season. I will be having Diego Longhammer doing the questioning for me or Coach Boogs since they are closely intertwined. See you coaches at the alumni tournament. #hiddenidentity

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

@EvilSchefty I KNEW IT!!!

Them black boys can’t keep their cocks out of them hot white bitches down south #blackculture #israpeokay

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

News Report: a mentally ill, schizophrenic, down syndrome, communistic child predator is on the loose. Stay safe out there.

See Image Below: @EvilSchefty

[BCFBL Schefty @EvilSchefty]

BREAKING: Texas Head Coach Grambo is currently considering retirement.

Grambo is an OG member, the leagues expansion and some of its try-hard members allegedly “scare” Coach Grambo.

[BCFBL Da’Squarius Hot-Route @EvilDaSquarius]

@EvilSchefty No. Factual. That’s the difference with us at Diego News Headquarters, we post the facts and nothing but the facts. Schefty posts fake news while his husband cuddles him to sleep at night.