Evil Dan Curto

Forget Lucas. I am Star Wars!

[Evil Dan Curto @EvilDanCurto]

Why go to all the websites with pictures and videos of Toy Fair coverage when you can listen to my podcast about a toy show I didn't attend?

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Since I won't be going to Toy Fair, I worked on a few Topps sketch cards to pass the time. What do you think?

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This will be my 9th consecutive year at Toy Fair! Who's excited about... blizzard? I'll be on photo editing duty from home with @yak_face :(

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I can't wait for @yak_face's coverage of Toy Fair! They're going to be editing photos... from home...not even in New York... how exciting!

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I assume @HerUniverse is the Milkey Way, therefore I'd put my Venus in Uranus @Ashley_Eckstein

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I'd reach around @HamilHimself for a few swings of his lightsaber. Woooooooosssssssshhhhh!

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One of the @swactionnews beach balls is going to walk down 30 flights of stairs for charity. Wait. It's walk up 30 flights? Ha! Fat chance!

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@sandtroopers I knew primates could sign, but I didn’t know they could type. Do you get a banana slice for each word you can form?

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@sandtroopers I realize it was lost in ignorance, therefore I’m assuming literary humor was not covered as part of your GED curriculum.

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@SwiftSwords73 you see @yodasnews is good, but yodasdesign looks like the our Jedi mentor went blind 15 years ago.

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Breaking: @sandtroopers has to give things away for people to like them on Facebook. Oops I mean they're giving things away if you like them

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What do the Superbowl and George Lucas' underwear size have in common? They're both XLVII.

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Ate one too many hot dogs. Super Bowel is starting early at my house!

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Not to toot my own horn, but tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot. And tooooooooooooot. Toooot. TOOT!

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If you love repaints you'll love the article I wrote on @JediTempleArchi about my involvement in the worst wave in Star Wars figure history.

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How about a little privacy? I was in the bathroom of my karate dojo practicing my wax off technique when someone walked in. #SweepTheLeg

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Did you stay tuned? No 3D PT! I told you something big was going to happen. It eventually has to. All you have to do is write stay tuned.

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Something big coming. Stay tuned! ...I swear I'll tell you eventually. Maybe. Or not! ForgetI mentioned anything, just stay tuned.

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Pssh! Bozo at Toys R Us tried to educate me about Star Wars figures today. Doesn't he know I'm a dark lord of the shit? #blackisthenewblew

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I see what you did there with your Twitter handle @matthewood. You combined the w’s resulting in small wood. You tricky dickey!