Hoops McCann

Fuck it bro, it’s your life

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

Eating cold cuts straight out the fridge like i’m Tony Soprano

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

At chick fil a spamming thank you so I can farm my pleasures

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

Watching heated rivalry but skipping thru all the gay stuff

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

Just listened to like three songs from a country band named goose instead of geese and my ass was like wow they really went a different direction for this new project

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

500 cigarettes 👽

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@Roidmonster14 You first

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

I be like damn I’m so much worse than this drummer or that drummer than I realize they’ve all been playing since they was 4 years old how am I supposed to compete

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

This girl I’ve been talking to for like a month said she doesn’t take music recommendations?? Maybe I’m wrong for this but I’m considering never talking to them again

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

Kilometer Davis, punchline

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@TreyOlivier1 Text me

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

I have a great idea for a product engineers hit me up

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@bakaguy49 The worst feeling is when you listened to it so many times and the magic wears off

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

I’m so tired of hearing about love languages it’s the fakest bullshit ever

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

I hate a pity compliment so bad

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

You know I’ve made it once I buy one of those million dollar big John machines

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@hernyposting I block a bitch on poop maps

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@hernyposting I block a bitch on poop maps

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

The Dan giveth and the Dan taketh

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@hollowearthterf Dislike

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

@AklerPandy Because I know if you find me funny you’re just trying to hit let’s be real

[Hoops McCann @EvilDave69]

Someone on hinge liked my message then unmatched, playing hard to get I see