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Houston Pro Sports. Longhorn football. Usually reply with GIFs.

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

#ChampionsLeague final has been great. Arsenal vs Paris Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

[Hat-Loving Gamer (Commissions Open) @chrisramzie]

MARVEL takes on BOWSER!!

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@mierdaporque @SheaSerrano Lankfords needs to learn that salt is a thing that beef needs. Bland as hell both times I’ve been

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@bigangrylaw @SheaSerrano @DaCommonSensei Damn now I want some Gold Tooth Tony’s ���

[RobnCypress @robncypress]

The 6’4 270 lb Evan Gattis was 2nd in triples behind the speedy Kevin Kiermaier in 2015.

Really?

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Never have liked the French. #AllFire

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning to everyone but Pittsburgh, #HereWeGo fans & the officials that ruled Mike Renfro’s grab against the #Steelers in 1980 wasn’t a catch. Sometimes you have to win ugly to exorcise your city’s football playoff demons. And retire a legend in the process. #HTownMade 🤘🏼🔥

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@TRUMP_BTC_MEMES @UTBarstool Just slow down while you’re behind dude. Or let me know what you’re drinking so I can get some.

[Houston Council Member Mary Nan Huffman @houdistrictg]

💙 Happy Labor Day! ❤️
Today we celebrate the hardworking Houstonians who make our city shine. Wishing you a safe & relaxing holiday! 🇺🇸✨

#LaborDay #HoustonStrong

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

3 years. 9 months. 9 days.
1,377 days. 33,069 hours. 1,984,140 minutes.

That’s how long it’s been since Carlos Correa stepped onto the field in Houston wearing an Astros uniform.

Tonight… the wait ends.
Tonight… the captain comes home.
(Footage from the @astros, edit by me)

[RobnCypress @robncypress]

Astros 📝

Carlos Correa returns home tonight to Daikin Park.

As an Astro this includes:

-.278/.357/.483/.840 slash
-Gold Glove
-Platinum Glove
-Rookie of the Year
-2X All-Star
-2017 World Series

Oh the memories!!!!!

#BuiltForThis

[Larry-N-Stafford @larrynstafford]

Dear @X I have several accounts that I follow that I never see their tweets yet you have continue to flood my feed with all these bikini clad and partially naked white women..I like black women latina women white women and all women..I would like to see my friends tweets please

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@larryinstafford @X Right there with you Larry. It’s gotten ridiculous. Shocked they actually showed me this tweet. #AndI’llHolla

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

https://t.co/9kLnLEh4vP

Come on Astros Twitter. Help me and my amazing girl win

[Houston Council Member Mary Nan Huffman @houdistrictg]

☕ Don’t forget — tomorrow is Community & Coffee!
Join Council Member @marynanhuffman & your area @houstonpolice officers on Tuesday, August 5 at Tim Hortons (2475 Hwy 6 S.) from 9:30–11:00 AM for coffee, conversation, & a discussion about public safety in District G.

[Houston Council Member Mary Nan Huffman @houdistrictg]

CM @marynanhuffman teamed up with @ATT & @Compudopt to give 50 refurbished laptops to @Family_Point at @OutreachCentWH! We’re helping close the digital divide & empower families with the tools to thrive. Laptops will help equip local families to succeed in school, work, & life.

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@adamclanton @JoseAltuve27

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning to everyone but Los Angeles, #LetsGoDodgers fans & anyone in that building who didn’t boo @JoseAltuve27 this weekend. Why would you deprive him of any of the fuel he uses to father that putrid franchise repeatedly in its own dump of a stadium? #BuiltForThis🔥🤘🏼

[Ross Villarreal @SportsRV]

MLB Strength of Schedule remaining by opponent win percentage, per @tankathon-

30th - Houston Astros, .480
19th - Seattle Mariners, .497
8th - Arlington Rangers, .509

#BuiltForThis

[Steve @EvilMonkeySteve]

@ItalStal61 @AstrosFuture TonyDowner