Evil Novy

Greatest commentator ever, the one who knows all 5 ft 9 inch tricky customers to have played for Punjab Electricity Board. PARODY ACCOUNT.

[Evil Novy @EvilNovy]

Sex is good but have you watched I league on Ten Sports with only one camera angle? #IndianFootball

[Hemang @sirschweini]

On this #ArmedForcesFlagDay, my Humble tribute to all our men & women in uniform who valiantly protect #India's honor. From the boiling Thar Desert to the freezing Siachen glacier, their selfless service always keeps the tricolor flying high. Jai Hind! #RealHeroes.

[Chiranjit Ojha @ChiranjitOjha]

I am at a place that is a state capital and it has terrible biryani. In this city @Mohun_Bagan have lifted two major national trophies, but @bengalurufc have lifted none.

Where am I?

[Blocked By Patel & Constantine Club @bbpcclubindia]

It's less than a month to the big game against Thailand. Damn the @afcasiancup is so near. #IndianFootball #INDvTHA #BackTheBlue

[Mal-Lee @MallikarjunaNH]

Best supported club in India. LOL
Looking to compete in the AFC competition. ROFL
@kbfc_manjappada #Throwback

[Hemang @sirschweini]

You know something's wrong with the ISL when you have to miss the on field action just to see a bunch of people called the Imperial Blue Army perform a couple of forced body movements. On top of that the commentators praise it, call it 'Beautiful'. #IndianFootball! Bewildering 😓

[Evil Novy @EvilNovy]

@GokulamKeralaFC Gourav Mukhi because there's Children's Day discount.

[Evil Novy @EvilNovy]

Happy Gourav Mukhi day to Pandit Nehru.

[Hemang @sirschweini]

HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!! #IndianFootball

[Mal-Lee @MallikarjunaNH]

When someone asks, “Why do you think East Bengal FC will not win #HeroILeague this year again?”
Me:

[Blocked By Patel & Constantine Club @bbpcclubindia]

Every #IndianFootball player & fan is eagerly awaiting the final squad for the game against Jordan. Master Tactician taking his own sweet time as always.

Meanwhile Lord Passi on his family whatsapp group:
Batao Amman se kisko kya kya saamaan chahiye? List banao.

😂😂😂😂

[Mal-Lee @MallikarjunaNH]

Pehchan kaun? 👶
#SixTeenForever #DELJAM

[Bladdie The Ghost @BladdieTheGhost]

Things were better back when @EvilNovy used to read out birth certificates and body mass indexes. Simple, understandable non-missleading facts and stats.

[Bladdie The Ghost @BladdieTheGhost]

Correct me if I'm wrong, did they just sugar coat @ChennaiyinFC's inability to score away as a "Best In League" stat 🤔. Understanding stats like these require mad upside down reading skills only the @dynamos_ultras possess. #CHEMUM @fni @TFGfootball

[Evil Novy @EvilNovy]

.@THE_RanjitBajaj being honoured by East Bengal fans. Indian Football on the rise. 👏

[Soumyadeep Ghosh @Saheb_96]

@minervapunjabfc @ghoshsoumya1 @MohitDEy63 @ILeagueOfficial @ChennaiCityFC @IndianFootball @NerocaFC @eastbengalfc @GokulamKeralaFC @Mohun_Bagan @Churchill_Goa @lajongfc @AizawlFC Vikhari??
You are vikhari club..why??
What is your team budget??!! Around 3-3.5 cr
Enrique Esqueda's wage only 4 cr.. understand??
Go to hell fucker @THE_RanjitBajaj & your bastered club.

[Blocked By Patel & Constantine Club @bbpcclubindia]

Guess who's back!

[Mal-Lee @MallikarjunaNH]

They have revealed contract details (doing this every year for ISL).
Salary disclosure is not justifiable in any industry, be it sports or corporate.
https://t.co/Fq6q4rvARy

[Mal-Lee @MallikarjunaNH]

I wish @IndSuperLeague & @IndianFootball releases players original DOB with proof as well! 🤓
#IndianFootball

[FootballWalla @FootballWalla]

To fill it up with 3k people ??