Bryan H.

Gabagool🤌🤌| Resident Evil⛱️| “Aw man, my fucking jays”| I like games and movies, sue me

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

Attention all Evil Residents Residing in Raccoon City: Don’t Crease my GODDAMN Jays okay?! DONT FUCK WITH MY JAYS

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@Death_metaaal Bro some little girls face opened up like a goddamn flower and bit into me like someone eating the autozone seafood boil, but I showed her the bullet of 45

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@helmetkey FUCK

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@Death_metaaal Trust me I won’t…wait hol up…I’m entering this RV I’ll be back

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@DomTheBomb Kinda mid tbh

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@juneapologist Motherfucker if you do this to me…

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

My headcannon is that Bryan is Jewish and Italian so Gabagool🤌🤌

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

How they will genuinely find me in the bathroom after I chug 3 warm chocolate milks from the school cafeteria:

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@whutmutt Got the same plan

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

How mf’s be looking at you during the most important presentation of your life in school:

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@BRYANHODUKAVICH @JHowlett1845

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@m0sskitten I said no

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

I’d rather be bitten by a evil resident

[Employim @Employim69]

This 9-5 shit is torture

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@tru3sstory No

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

Average cousin wrestling match on Christmas Eve:

[sana ☆ @paradoomed]

my favorite scene to come out of death island

[zooble 🍉 FREE PALESTINE @DOCTORYAPPER]

me on my sixth rewatch of resident evil and bryan has been completely replaced by floating piece of tofu

[river ≽^- ˕ -^≼ @_same_moon]

posting about resident evil is fun cus then i get to see all the little bryans in my notifications

[Bryan H. @EvilResident00]

@hozierlvrs

thanks for the comment