Ronnie

y’alls toes don’t matter

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

I never pictured myself cheering in my living room to the line “GROCERY JOE IS HERE”

But here I am

#TheBachelorette #MenTellAll

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Welp I stand corrected #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

This is silly, we all know Jed goes home because we haven’t seen Hannah yell at Luke about sex yet #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

This is silly, we all know Jed goes home because we haven’t seen Hannah yell at Luke about sex yet #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Just need to say I’m very disappointed it was an all-white hometowns. #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

During hometowns there’s always one family that fucks it up for their kid #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

The parents are always like “it’s so surprising!” as though they don’t understand the basic premise of the show #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Welp I hate whatever the hell that was #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

I hate when the awkward music comes on, my blood pressure immediately goes up #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Luke saying the word “respect” #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Everyone is in a self-driving car staying in their lane and Luke is playing Mariokart #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Hey Luke looks like you’ve got your foot in your mouth
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Luke, did no one tell you that this is a dating show? With more than one contestant?
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Hi can Luke just leave already thx #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Ah yes, Luke’s controlling AND a prude. What every woman wants! #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

“You probably shower naked, you SLUT” —Luke P’s face rn
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Lmfao Luke P is the most fragile Man I have ever seen
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

So how long can this dumbass go on this date before mentioning Luke P
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Oof I was really hoping Luke P wouldn’t talk at all this episode
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Luke when your mouth is open, you’re losing
#TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

Y’know Luke S has a weird head but for the record I’m on his side here #TheBachelorette

[Ronnie @EvilRonaldMcDld]

My cat turned so his butt is facing the TV and that pretty much sums up how I feel about them
#TheBachelorette