Woody.

Risen from the dead. A tale of “vengeance.”

(Parody of BFDI:NOIS)

(Admin is a minor.)

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

// PIN PIN PIN (idk how to do intro’s)
Hi, I’m… I’m epic admin of this account, Gem!

Uh, I’m a minor, I’ve never done a pin before so I don’t know what to say, I use any pronouns.

https://t.co/6yL4Cv8oPd if anyone is curious, I am parodying the main antagonist from-

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@cutebaguette @HANDINTHEGARDEN @Fossilianmeat I SAID I DID NOT WANT TO BE A COUPLE THERAPIST. IM A PSYCHOPATHIC WANTED CRIMINAL, NOT SOME LOVE DOVEY LITTLE WHATEVER GENERATION YOU COME FROM.-🩸

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@cutebaguette // grrrr…

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

// WHY DO PEOPLE ADD ME INTO GC’S IM THE MOST SHY PERSON EVER IRL, even though the character I roleplay is literally a violent psychopath killer

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@cutebaguette // a COOL SAICE WOULD NOT STILL BE REGISTERED AS PROBABLE SPAM AT 50 FOLLOWERS💔💔💔💔💔💔

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@liybulb There’s plenty in the forest.-🩸

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

// IM SCARED💔💔💔
Once again, IM NOT READY FOR THE BIG LEAGUES

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@HANDINTHEGARDEN Alright.-🩸

[PIN IDFB FG (OUT OF ORDER) @HANDINTHEGARDEN]

@EvilWoody 🌸WE BARELY TALK AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@HANDINTHEGARDEN I’m not being your couple therapist.-🩸

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@defonotnickel @cutebaguette // I’m giggling???😭

[👻🦇🎃💀 @defonotnickel]

@EvilWoody @cutebaguette can you not reveal your plot to assassinate me in my own comments, thanks

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@Lickslimesalot // I missed you!!!

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@cutebaguette @defonotnickel Eugh.
There’s a reason why I planned an entire operation to assassinate him.-🩸

Or well, teardrop did the dirty work for me… but still.-🩸

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@cutebaguette @defonotnickel You got this on my feed.-🩸

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

The information on this specific war is… fascinating, who knew my ancestors and those pathetic droplet ancestors had so much… history, so much, lost to time.. or buried.
It’s almost intriguing how long that war lasted.-🩸

[Seavood @Seavoodd]

sneak peak👀 #osctwt

[Woody. @EvilWoody]

@GRASS0FSTR3NGTH Starvation is a sign of bravery.-🩸

[silveryblade @TheSilveryBlade]

a little extra!!!! @osc_degenerate