EvilDaveCastro

Like the real one, but nicer.

Parody

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

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What would you rather watch? RETWEET- old people banging. LIKE- me doing #16.5 again.

#CrossfitOpen #Crossfit

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

#truth https://t.co/i2Afr7mGKx

[Juan Alvarez @Juacho33]

Just saying! @bridgesj3 @Evil_DaveCastro @CrossFit @Dan_Bailey9

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

@geekyharleygirl Congratulations! So did 200,000 other people.

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Maybe your rank on the leaderboard will rise from the dead today, also. #CrossfitOpen #CrossFitGames #HappyEaster

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

#16point5 sorta feels like...

#CrossfitOpen #CrossFitGames #Worldofhurt

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

I love it! Eat the Oreos first next time and see how it goes. https://t.co/hXISZLmmrS

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

To you chances at regionals #16point5 #CrossfitOpen

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, BITCHES!!! #16point5 #CrossfitOpen

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Tweet me your suggestions for #16point5. I'm still gonna do whatever the fuck I want, but I could use a laugh #CrossfitOpen #crossfit

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

#16.5 is almost here! #CrossfitOpen #crossfit

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

I hope you all remembered to post your #16point4 scores. Im looking forward to seeing you in 16,872nd place. #CrossfitOpen #stillachance

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

@ghostwriter17 partner death #WOD Survivor gets the points.

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Awwww, you're so sweet. Call me. https://t.co/LyVQ85piNq

[Kera van Graan @keravg]

Dear Person Who Plans CrossFit Open and Wall-Balls.

You suck. And I don't know what the world… https://t.co/cryXxeCUSk

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Your legs the morning after #16point4 #CrossfitOpen

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Chipper?? I just met her.. #16point4 #CrossfitOpen

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

These girls are amazing, but I really miss chatting with @richfroning in the #cooldownshow #CrossfitOpen (Sad face) (heart emoji)

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

'Nuf said. #CrossfitOpen #16point4

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

Get shit-faced anyway. #16point4 will involve drinking. #CrossfitOpen https://t.co/t1VrnxMZR4

[Rachel Molenda @rachelmmolenda]

At least I know I can't possibly be the only person staying in for #StPatricksDay in order to prepare for 16.4 @CrossFitGames #CrossFitOpen

[Lisa Bryant @LisaBryantWBOC]

Happy 16.4 Day to all my #crossfit friends. #CrossfitOpen

[EvilDaveCastro @Evil_DaveCastro]

What would you like to see on #16point4 tonight? RT for burpees. FAV for more God-damned burpees. #CrossfitOpen #Crossfit