Hi, I’m Max Keller!

"Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? Good night!”

[T. Denton @TDenton_1138]

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[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

Two of my favorite movies start with the letter K. I am just realizing this after a decade. This means nothing but I’m bored and dumb.

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

Why do people want to yell about politics constantly to people align with them?

Twitter has absolutely broken people to the point they yell at friends because they can’t get asspats for Twitter arguments they get trolled on.

If you look at politics on twitter you’re retarded.

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 One outlier is Riki-oh, the dub of that is so bad fun. I actually prefer the dub most times due to how jank it is

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 The Minecraft movie is absolute slop made by committee 10 years late to capitalize on a trend that is basically dead. There is no artistry in it, it’s boilerplate.

DTEBU is actual art, it took effort to create.

Anyone defending the Minecraft over 12 years old is an idiot.

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

New years evil time of year!

[Kruz @Kruzadar]

I see Activision/COD trending over how dead it is over hacking...that's true, but not the only reason.

Overcensorship by using a LAZY Ai program with NO appeal system rather than EMPLOYEES to ban people has killed anyone wanting to talk in the game.

Said this weeks ago:

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

Are missed connections still a thing?

If so had a scam caller offer to cut my dick off today… for back pain. However he hung up before we could finalize. Very sad 😔

Please scammer friend contact me back so we can be bffs!

*Insert night of the demon dick scene below:

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 This is not a controversial opinion, it is the correct opinion

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 I want to like it so much but god damn it is hard.

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but the movie Jack Frost is absolutely unwatchable.

I’ve tried watching it multiple times, regularly, with commentary, with riffers, and every single time I regret it. Nothing can make that movie enjoyable.

And yes I’m watching it again

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@Santapleaseme I didn’t do multiple tours at a hat store to not know about hand egg broski!

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 Take that back! I give every move a 2.5 as god intended. Neil breen 2.5, Kurosawa… 2.5. Maybe 2.4 at least breen shoots in color!

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 Celebrating monopolies! It worked well when Funimation started it and the crunchy roll finished the job.

Now we get awful dubs & subs for all anime & they pay localizers /voice actors/actresses even worse than in the 90s!

Good job!

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

Mark Polonia, the guy who made “Feeders”, has directed 92 films… I’m baffled and impressed.

Sure most are Sharksploitation or Amityville stuff but broski made 92 films!

So happy thanksgiving or whatever to the director of “Feeders” because you are better than Eli Roth!

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@SpecterM91 Please do, and then do your first episode on MD Geist and make it sound like Kafka.

I hope this guy never watched wicked city, might break his brain with the blood soaked gobbledygook.

I miss 80s/90s OVAs >_<

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@tonyuncleAL19 Broski , I feel the pain!

trying to go through the castevania ds collection and I am tearing my hair out when a a couple decades ago when it came out I had no problem.

Idk who to blame but it can’t be me can it?

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@PussyBlast24 @SpecterM91 I am that’s brilliant

[Hi, I’m Max Keller! @Evil_Max_Keller]

@angiebulkeley The Gate is a hidden gem, it’s a fun one.