NWACHINAWALUZO

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•I'll Plagiarise Any Tweet/Joke To Share A Laugh!•

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

Doctors said Grandpa might not wake up... but Grandma never left his side. 

Months later, Grandpa awoke and beckoned Grandma closer. With tears, he whispered, "You've been with me through every bad moment.”

He recounted various hardships where she was present, including being fired, a failed business, being shot, losing their house, and his failing health.

Squeezing her hand, he softly concluded, "You know what?”

Thinking he was about to say something romantic, she asked, "What, dear?"

He replied, “I think you're bad luck"

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@iamBodee @CDCFIBNG @BTOofficial @MinOfInteriorNG @CorrectionsNg @official_NSCDC @Fedfireng Use the retrieve option, it's there

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@phemmyte_akon @CDCFIBNG @BTOofficial @MinOfInteriorNG @CorrectionsNg @official_NSCDC @Fedfireng Use the retrieve option

[Richard Oluwamayowa @Olaogun_]

Hello @LCFC

I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football.

I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings.

I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch.

My highlights are here: https://t.co/nD68FCLsMn

Thanks,
Olaogun
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[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@BellaQu80472398 @MoviePlugHQ Bellamy wasn't supposed to die .... My nigga survived till the last season just to be wasted for no reason

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@Pips_goddesss @Maventrading Code: VIVIAN

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@StelxyG The Means & Expectation Will Differ

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@Kelvinblaq2468 @amadaoffor The 300 will take down both Spartacus and vikings

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@_Moolah_1 @Africanized3 @Joe__Bassey @zoomafrika1 @grok tell me about this

[Funke @lifeisyolo__]

I followed my friend in her car yesterday to get some things at Jendol.

It was a lexus, from the looks it should be a recent model.

I swear to God, if I have to decide between owning a house first and buying a car today.

I will get a ride first, I don't care if I perish. I don't know how to say it, maybe because I don't own a car yet or haven't really entered a lot of finer cars

But a car is such a beautiful huge toy. The interior felt like a well furnished apartment. I pray to own one some day

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@Dfw_Beeee This is my first time hearing this

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

King Ragnar Lothbrok

[PABLO OF UNN🦁 @chudy_jnr]

It gladdens me to know that Odin prepares for a feast.

Soon I shall be drinking ale from curved horns.

This hero that comes into Valhalla does not lament his death!

I shall not enter Odin's hall with fear.

There I shall wait for my sons to join me.
And when they do, I will bask in their tales of triumph.

The Aesir will welcome me!

My death comes without apology!

And I welcome the Valkyries to summon me home!😭😢

[Mr_Agbor📸 @official_deeEL]

What is this satanic impression today. Elon put me in jail. If you can see this RT for my mutuals

[Luis @MrGentleman93]

@Cobratate Give me 1 million then I would appreciate it

[Ego Oyibo @Ogehchi]

What can someone do that instantly makes you lose respect for them, something that just makes you stop rating them?

[Ego Oyibo @Ogehchi]

So let’s pause and remember who God is this Sunday morning.
I’ll be posting about 200 praise names of God in the comment section.
You can add yours too 🤍🙏

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

Banger Tweet

[Kellybangs @Realkellybangs]

When a rape victim Goes to a therapist and realized that the therapist is therapist. 😹

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@Realkellybangs This tweet suppose explode 😂

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@TOLULOPECHELSEA @juliet_ifechi Na because I never wan break chef chi Guinness record na 😁😁

[NWACHINAWALUZO @Evil_WiLdCArD]

@jon_d_doe Why couldn't she confront her husband about it?