Evil Man

I am the most SINISTER and EVIL man on the planet. I oppose any and ALL good deeds and charitable actions.

[Evil Man @EvilestVillain]

@sush1bak3 You are.

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@alexthird95 (Me to myself after inventing the door magnet).

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@squishypawjob No, I don’t think I will.

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@Inzannityy It is the most EVIL color.

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@alexthird95 BAD night.

[Evil Man @EvilestVillain]

@V_Vibey22 Does a VILLAIN stop being EVIL in their nightmares? Didn’t THINK so.

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@sweeetlii Have an EVIL birthday.

[Evil Man @EvilestVillain]

@eeeosburn And I’ll do it again.

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@Vulkiri How about EVIL tracks next time?

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@worrski_ Those are the name of my henchmen.

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@efiug Yes. (I LIE because I am EVIL)

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@diarrheamegan How about an EVIL burger?

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@cowincrisis BORING VILLAIN FACT: I HATE you.

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Turns out the Pokémon card scalpers were TOO evil and EXPLODED the machine I was using to absorb their evilness. Truly an inspiration. #inspired

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@_cyrusfire_ Did someone say EVIL?

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@Bun0nTheMoon That gives me an idea…

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Hmm… those losers who scalp Pokémon cards are truly EVIL. Maybe if I gather them in one place, I can HARNESS all of their EVILNESS to power myself up and create an UNSTOPPABLE evil plan! #eureka

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@horsetwting I HATE carrots.

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@smbki Did someone say SCARY?

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@Scarlet_Rose025 Ah, he took my advice.