Melissa Whelan

Mad drunken pastafarian minister, general smartass, daughter of an irishman and a redhead. Completely F#@%ed.

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@Dansaeoia @9NewsQueensland One person being a criminal does not condone anyone else, let alone an officer of the law, becoming one in response.

If anything, officers of the law should be held to the highest standard of it.

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@smeph17 @7NewsMelbourne But Bunnings are doing a 4 day week, without lowering wages from the 5 day week. They are in fact raising it.

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@gerardmmkl @6NewsAU There are also state memorials. Such as shane warnes and Michael gudinski's.

I was at michael gudinskis. Its was a memorial not a funeral. Im guessing shane was also likely a memorial not a funeral.

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@compstage_23 @capitalWTF @mmpadellan @Pappiness You cling to that. I mean its not true, but if it makes you feel better he can be free inside your head.

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@OzraeliAvi You're about a year too late Avi. I believe this is whats called "flogging a dead horse".

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