dj alex

play me in super smash. she/her/hers

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

If the first thing you say about trans people is about bathrooms or sports & not about how to make the world safer for these beautiful children of God, you need real help.

[trash jones @jzux]

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

sat in someone’s house trying to figure out how i’m going to recreate it in the sims https://t.co/EX0WEEAsyR

[Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns]

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[Grace Panetta @grace_panetta]

when the trader joe’s cashier asks how my day is going

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

hi i’m alex and i will be ur server tn. before we start, are u mad at me?

[dj alex @Evilnarwhal5]

*when my advisor asks how my thesis is going

[⋆｡ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ ashlee ⋆｡ﾟ☽ﾟ｡⋆ @ashleevdavila]

when my editor asks about the story i haven't even started writing

[. @kimpossiblefact]

this will always be one of the all-time funniest twitter interactions

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

the This Too isn’t really Passing as quickly as I’d like

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Thousands of people were ordered to evacuate from a neighborhood in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, on Tuesday as the authorities warned of a possible explosion from a fire burning for a second day at a nearby fertilizer plant. https://t.co/xSpjmYfWOc

[r @rq1qi]

going through my 5th grade diary

[dj alex @Evilnarwhal5]

@janasayqua @LaurenGallaway gross

[Late Night with Seth Meyers @LateNightSeth]

When @taylorswift13 reached out to @phoebe_bridgers to perform on #RedTaylorsVersion, she replied, “I've been waiting for this text my entire life.” #NothingNew

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

microdosing a heart attack by having generalized anxiety disorder

[Alex Scordelis @alexscordelis]

Whenever I doubt what I’m working on, I look at this tweet.

[ACL Festival @aclfestival]

All the bad dreams you hide...show me yours, I’ll show you mine. 🎶🎶🎶 @phoebe_bridgers

📸: @jackieleeyoung and Miranda McDonald.