MaleficentOil

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@Revolt_Man_ People talk about the length as if girth does not exist. Stop flaunting your 7 inches if my pinky finger is even thicker! Not happening!!!

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@LawRio3 So kung bumagsak isa sa inyo, kasalanan pa ng mama nya? Echusera! Mag-aral ka at bawas bawasan kalanturan sa X. Please lang, wag iasa sa mga premonition at kabobahang manifestation nyo na yan! Mga GenZ talaga these days, daming nyong mga TANGA!!!

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@Steffy_Swinger @KebCuevas @ivanmyk13 Exactly!!! And why does she pronounce "country" that way? So irritating and the fugliest accent I have ever heard!

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@KebCuevas @ivanmyk13 Ohhh Ateneo lang pala. That explains it! Byeeee

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

Daming sinatsat ni bakla. Type na type mo pero di ka type? Inamez wag mo ilitanya dito. Diskartehan mo sa totoong buhay kung totoo kang maganda. Eh kaso hindi? Bigti na tiiiiiiih!!!!

[lostNDDark @lostwonderer13]

Itong bago Kong roommate na pumalit sa pwesto ni rommie, is very young, architect, natuwa lang ako kasi Ang Ganda Pala Ng skin tone Niya, morenong Moreno kahit Hanggang pwet haha.. mahilig din mag underwear sa loob Ng room hehe..
At madami din tattoo, Ang astig Ng

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@vwonuzgyu Taray ng pabida nya sa pagpasa ng board exam. So??? Layo na narating mo bakla?? Kaya pala mukha kang masaya. HAHAHAHAHA

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@monkeyboydotph THIS! I find it very funny that some of us view sarcasm as a must-have as if it makes one sound smart. If it intends to create confusion, then why exert effort to play with words rather than being direct, truthful, and emphatic all at the same time.

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@monkeyboydotph They are the ones who take pride in their pure sense of humility. But at the same time, they know how to handle every btch of varying levels and spot the real ones easily. Yes, even those wearing masks!

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@monkeyboydotph to know them, you will realize that Cinderella's "You can never go wrong with kindness" has so many loopholes. Kindness should go hand in hand with wisdom. The wisest and most positive people in the room are not really the likes of Regina George or Princess Sarah.

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@Twittizenbai @iskolarium Beh, medyo nauuso sya nowadays sa totoo lang. Pag chaka ka virtually and for sure, mas lalo IRL..paunahan ng pagsabi ng di pretty. Pero it doesn't necessarily mean na immune na yung naunang namintas ha. The Flash lang bunganga ni accla sa panglait na lalong di nakaka-pretty EWW

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@aaahhhtalagaba @iskolarium Gosh gurl, that was super spot-on! Bashing someone for being unpretty when this beki himself is walang ganda raised to the power of infinity. I'm like, gurl san ka humuhugot ng kapal ng fez manglait? So ano to, panget na nga fezlak mo, super pangit pa ng ugali mo? #BASURALEVELS

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@Clyddeeennnniis @iskolarium LOUDER!!! OMG. Tapos super beki rin naman yung na-annoy. At 100% na unpretty. Like gurl, are you fukhinn kidding me?

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@danoj_0316 @nps_v5 Sa true! And parang di fully erect si top sa kanya? Ako na dyan sis, di masyado nasasarapan sayo eh. Pakitaan kita.

[MaleficentOil @EvilsConscience]

@saynuah1 We cannot just judge a ghoster until we know all facts/underlying reasons why ghosting had to be done.

e.g. Alam ba ng mga accla na 1-incher lang si Lottie? Or kasya ang dalawang paa sa kipay? Jusko anong ineexpect na message sa ganito?? "Sorry, di yan aabot sa ngala ngala ko"

[miss scor @scorsaguin]

Choose your fighter this week:

A. Baklang sumisinga sa punda ng unan ng ka-date

B. Baklang magyayaya ng movie night, pero sa phone manonood

C. Baklang dinidilaan pati almoranas

D. Baklang niligwak sa throuple kaya naging mambabarang